Word is that Papa Joe Simpson was overheard flapping his yap about how Jessica Simpson is considering doing a movie that is said to be "a loose remake" of the 80's film Working Girl. Even her rep confirms that this is a possibility. Poor dear Melanie Griffith (who starred in the original Working Girl), I bet this news is going to send her straight to the doc for another hit of the collagen juice. Although, since I did not see Jessica's masterpiece first film The Dukes of Hazzard, it is probably not fair and very wrong of me to make judgment on her acting abilities. I should probably wait until I see her upcoming flick Employee of The Month before I start to make wise-ass cracks about sugar tits and how she can't act. I have absolutely no idea how hard it must have been to put on a pair of big ass ears for her role in Employee of The Month and try to act at the same time. What the hell do I know? If she keeps getting movie deals, maybe she can act after all?
Source: Rush & Malloy