EICH! JESSICA SIMPSON TO DO A REMAKE OF "WORKING GIRL?"
Word is that Papa Joe Simpson was overheard flapping his yap about how Jessica Simpson is considering doing a movie that is said to be "a loose remake" of the 80's film Working Girl. Even her rep confirms that this is a possibility. Poor dear Melanie Griffith (who starred in the original Working Girl), I bet this news is going to send her straight to the doc for another hit of the collagen juice. Although, since I did not see Jessica's masterpiece first film The Dukes of Hazzard, it is probably not fair and very wrong of me to make judgment on her acting abilities. I should probably wait until I see her upcoming flick Employee of The Month before I start to make wise-ass cracks about sugar tits and how she can't act. I have absolutely no idea how hard it must have been to put on a pair of big ass ears for her role in Employee of The Month and try to act at the same time. What the hell do I know? If she keeps getting movie deals, maybe she can act after all?
Source: Rush & Malloy
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 8/02/2006
9 Comments:
I missed the epic Dukes myself so I'm willing to reserve judgment till this next movie of hers comes out.
But Working Girl? That's a pretty lofty goal. MG nailed that part really well... wouldn't blame her if she convulses a little.
This will most definitely upset Melanie because she was hoping to star in a sequel to working girl herself. Rumor has is that she's been working on a script.
I was baffled in the first place when the blonde idiot got Daisy Duke as her first role. I never saw the "epic" either because A) I was a fan of the original B) J.S. was Daisy Duke, plus it looked stupid. She really reminds me more and more of Paris Hilton because she is just a pretty face with no talent and a pimp for a father who gets her jobs by touting her "can't cover them suckers up" tits. I won't pay money to see her or her pathetic sister in any movie, much less a re-make of something that was done well enough the first time.
her music video was enough to make me never, ever want to see her in amy of these movies
I hope Jessica Simpson's vigina starts to rot right off her body.
what's a vigina? A virgin vagina? :)
Oops sorry... meant VAGINA
that ice cream scene was disturbing... it made Jess look bad.
If they want to remake anything they should stick with TV shows.
No disrespect to Marlo Thomas, but Jess would be better in a remake of That Girl. She could play the ditzy actress. Joe Simpson could play her boyfriend.
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