Tabloid Whore!



Agh! Puke! I just noticed over on popbytes that Jessica Simpson's video for her new single "A Public Affair" is out and it is so lame! Just when I thought there couldn't be anything worse than her song, the video comes out and sucks even harder! I am embarrassed for all the ladies in this video (Christina Applegate girrrl, what happened to you?) and I don't even want to know what Jessica is trying to do with that ice cream cone. If that's the way girlfriend handles things with her mouth, it's no wonder she and Nick got divorced! This is sweet revenge in a way for Nick, because unlike what we saw the first season of Newlyweds, now he has the hot video out and Jessica's blows! Ack! Judge for yourself and check them both out below!


Anonymous LissInAlaska said...

OMG...BLECH!! She has reached new low's...and to drag Christina Applegate, Eva Longoria and (who is the other girl? I know, but, I can't place her) the rest down the drain with her is sad...
She nauseates me.

5:03 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it's Christina Millian?? This video is beyond cheeseball....her little giggles in it are quite annoying as well!

5:25 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am speechless....the quality between these two songs is incomparable....his is great...hers sucks big time. Jessica you are washed really look too old to be wearing what you are wearing and skating. Give me a break. And the ice cream scene is gross and lets not talk about Andy's Dick's scene...disgusting. Sorry I watched Jessica's video...will never make that mistake again!

7:14 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um. Yeah. Thank God Nick lost that dead weight Jessica.

7:49 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm speechless and that pretty much NEVER happens. What is she....fuckin' 16 years old? Roller skates? Sweet baby Jesus...I'm embarrassed for her.

BTW- gotta agree with TW here....hope she doesn't suck dick the way she eats ice's just a sloopy mess! UGH!!!!!!

8:14 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just shows a different maturity level between both of them. He's hot, sexy and has got his shit together. She on the other hand is a pig with a big mouth who can't sing to save her fake life.

8:17 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's just HOPE Joe Simpson's days are numbered if he thinks he's a STARMAKER. That would be sweet justice for Nick, who's got more talent anyway!

9:07 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

three words for that video. RE. PUL. SIVE.

10:31 PM, July 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I couldn't even understand her words!!! UGH! I hate to say this BUT even Paris Hilton's new song and video are better then this crappola!!!!!!

11:01 AM, July 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the worst video. The song sucks, the video sucks. She is so unoriginal and lacks any form of creativity so she ripped off a Madonna song and then added a Mariah/Madonna video. the ice cream scene is a joke, she doesn't even know what she's doing. This proves she doesn't give a s**t about the music, that it's all about the money and the recognition. She's nothing more then a nice rack. Her face is very manly and she looks like a cross between a drag queen and blow up doll. I wish she would fade away!

6:34 AM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ice Cream scence...was...HILARIOUS. Poor Nick! What the hell does she think she's doing???!!!! HA HA HA

12:03 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love jessica simpson she is like the best she is my role model and she will always be my role model

6:31 PM, July 21, 2006  
Anonymous FredrickHenry said...

^^ the scary thing about email and comments is that there's no tone of voice . . . cause the above commenter gotta be kidding. "Role model?" Would love to hear more. What's the role? Idiotic oppurtunist with serious electra complex?

3:19 PM, July 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just have to say that everybody needs to stop picking on Jessica... it's her life, let her live it! everybody who talks shit about her is just jealous of her!

4:09 PM, July 22, 2006  
Blogger Alexandra-Louisa said...

Honestly, she is not a good role model at all! She divorced her husband, and all she seems to be worried about now is being a sex symbol, is has all gone to her head. Honestly, I would NOT want to be like her at all. What is sexy is a beautiful girl who is actually smart too, and she acts like she is in high school again. She has even made comments in magazines that she is trying to re-live her college years she "lost out on".... get OVER it Jessica, you are now beyond those years, GROW up... do you expect people to feel bad for you, that you didnt get to whore around before you got married? That was the ONLY thing respectable about her in the first place, and she ruined it! I used to admire her in her early days, but now, she makes me sick honestly. Blah....

typical crowd-follower. She is so inconfident that she has to make a video with other famous girls and prance around like they are some kind of hollywood clique... get out of high school jessica. Even most people didnt act that stupid when they were indeed in HS and 16-17 years old!

I also can't believe Eva Longoria embarrassed herself enough to show her face with an immature group like this. She like, in her 30's?! Get away from Jessica Simpson now if you want to keep your good relationship with tony parker! Quit trying to show off, it gets you no respect like that. For the record, I am not jealous at all, as I said, I admired both of them prior to their child-like attempts at attention.

10:49 AM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U guys r fuckers! U no Jessica's du cool n du best person in du world! Not like u fags get a life if ya'll have a promble with me n shovled it up ur ass!

12:16 PM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous FredrickHenry said...

^^^ uh . . . what? What's a "du world?" For that case, what's a "Promble?" I looked it up in the Oxford English Dictionary just in case I wasn't up on the latest verbiage. And where does sexual preference (i.e. "fags") come into play? Or were you referring to the little bundle of sticks?

1:14 PM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this video is AWFUL! it makes any music video seem like crap, jessica; do the world a favour and STOP MAKING "MUSIC", no one cares about it anymore. just get a life and some good voice lessons and come back then!

5:18 PM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to like Jessica Simpson, but I now realize she is just a stupid whore that looks like a man. And what the hell, she wants to insult Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie? I mean, at least Angelina does charity and Jen is somewhat smart, but what are Jessica's best traits. Uh, yeah, she has big boobs. Nick's video is way better, it's actually suprisingly good. And why was Jessica trying to go for that guy when he was talking to a girl. Like I said, she's and whore.

7:57 PM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never comment on any blogs really...but I just had to say....I was dying when I saw this video. YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!! The phallic ice cream reference was so blatantly innappropriate. The beginning dialogue sounded like a cheesy 70's porn flick. The romp with the roller skate rental guy was just absurd!!!!! The video director should be shot.

8:31 AM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the song but the video is awful. The ice cream cone scene is nasty but she obviously thought it was funny. Why is Christina Applegate in this video? I like her but I thought she had more class. Nick is better off without her.

1:45 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well look at her standing there, always trying to make pouty "look at me, im so cute"... it's so pathetic. I think she finally ruined her image with this one. I hope she gets a ton of bad reviews stuffed in her face. Nick Lachey has to be laughing it up, I certainly would if that was my ex-wife. I would have asked my friends why they didn't slap me in the face for staying with her as long as I did!!

Hopefully, Vanessa Minnillo is more mature than that, she certainly seems like it. Kudos, Nick, for a good video and getting the hell away from that bimbo!! We were all waiting!!!!

1:47 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the video on MTV this morning and just about spit out my she for real? Nick must have a great laugh watching that!

1:49 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, doesn't that show you how immature Jessica is, though?

She actually did think that ice cream scene was either appealing or funny, which is utterly repulsive.

Please don't ever claim you are an innocent Christian girl again, Jessica. Playing that role may have got you the attention in the beginning, but you certainly tore that image up and wiped your quote "smelly ass" with it!

1:59 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This absolutely sickens me. Christina Applegate used to be cool. Let me ask you this, how much did it take for you to allow yourself to get dragged into this debacle? I hope a lot. Jessica Simpson should just do her first porn and get it over with. That would make her the money she's obviously interested in and that way we wouldn't have to deal with this total lack of effort and talent in her music. I'm going to go hack up my lunch...peace.

6:47 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica simpson probably just made this damn video just to make out with an old dude so she could make Nick Lachey jealous and seriously probably Paris Hilton is her role model. I *think* J.S wants to do a porn movie but is scared to lose her career. Also I think she loves to flirt with the guy that gives her the skates and the guy that stares at her. I love this song but she's kinda being a bitchy whore. I ABSOLUTLEY FEEL SORRY FOR:CHRISTINA APPLEGATE,EVA LINGORIA, AND RIHANNA!!AND CARSON DAILY!! I LOVE EM' ALL (C.A/E.L/R/C.D) EXCEPT J.S RUIEND THEIR CAREER.! NOTE TO J.S:PLEASE GO MAKE YOUR *!OWN!* PORNN VIDEO IN A NON-SHOWING-WORLWIDE PLACE TO MAKE UR VIDEOS AND *PLEASE* DONT PUT REALLY REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY GOOD FAMOUS PPL IN UR F***ING VIDEOS B**CH.

10:10 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha!! Jessica s. is such a fucking slut!!! she does her videos in the 70's now. the ice cream scene...go have sex w/ it some place else bitchy mc.bitch!!!

peese out,A-town down


10:16 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Jessica Simpson gets killed by a dranged stalker... And they film Nick Lachey laughing about it. That would be sweet revenge for him.

10:38 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Ashley Simpson said...

I hope Jessica Simpson dies of kidney failure...

10:41 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read in an interveiw with Britney Murphy in Marie Claire (either that or Cosmo) that she was asked to be in "Jessica Simpsons new video". Luckily Britney was smarter than that and told Marie Claire that she had " a full schedule" an "couldnt fit the video in". Haha, good for you Brit.

2:49 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Jessica Simpson is gorgeous and her video is hilarious. Nick's video is pretty good too. Have you guys even met these people that you judge so harshly? Didn't think so.. Anyway, none of you are so perfect yourselves.

2:52 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aw come on guys, i was always on team jessica. Nick Lechay looks like he's IN PAIN in his video. I bet that roller skating thing was so mUch fun to shoot!

plus...the radio has killed nick's song for me. I hear it EVERY EFFING HOUR and i just want to SHOOT MYSELF!


6:54 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ you posters are dim...the "ice cream" scene that you all are spouting over is shot within the context of a typical male objectification of women...if you noted, it is the "gentleman's" imagination scene in which she gobbles up the ice cream in a "Lolita" homage...akin to the Andy Dick "daydream" of two women who lean in for the "Britney/Madonna" homage. It's called SATIRE...and not a reflection of Jessica's religious identity nor her own conjecture of oral sex...but rather director Brett Ratner's ideas on female objectification. Please learn to deconstruct (look that up)before you demonstrate your intellectual capacity online. I find Simpson irrelevant and mentally stunted- but these posts make her look like an intelligentsia by comparison.

10:04 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

papa joe 10:04pm- I think everyone realizes what the ice cream symbolizes, it still doesn't explain her crappy acting in the scene...she could have licked the thing a lot better and more seductively. Instead, she just made a big ol mess!

10:10 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought the movie was great. kinda cheesy but so is the song, i dont think jessica is trying to expound something deep. nick on the other hand was. you cant compare the 2.

10:22 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought the movie was great. kinda cheesy but so is the song, i dont think jessica is trying to expound something deep. nick on the other hand was. you cant compare the 2.

10:22 AM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, the guy who lost it, you are looking wayyyyy too deep into an idiot's creation. I guarantee she didn't think half as deep about it as you just did. FYI, not everything in life needs analyzed. Take a chill pill. I think about 99.5% of people here believe she's ridiculous.
I dont know, but if my director told me to do something like that, in which not all Americans would be "intelligent" enough to analyze it and think she is making some bold womans rights statement, I would tell him to go to hell for attempting to make me look like an ASS to most of the world.

I am sorry, but I did't get any type of well-thought and bold statement about "female objectification" in that video other than Jessica Simpson making a fool of herself. If anything, that video cements female objectification in the minds of people by how fruit-cake and bimbo-like she acts!


---Malita, in Miami

1:10 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok well i have 4 words for this...


i dont know what you guys are tlking about i think that it is a teally cute video and you all are jellous cuz she can wear that and look godd and you cant y does it suck i think thats its a cute video and i love the song i always have it on repeat you guys are rude and gay its a good viedo and you are all jerks.

5:58 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow 10:04-

you must like, be really smart.

6:57 PM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

disk comes with barf bag.. four of them..

9:36 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:53 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come all the people that like this video can't type or speak well????????????

1:08 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick and Vanessa are great together!!! I love that video! Jessica SUCKS!

1:17 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Lord.. what is wrong with you some of you?

Jessica's video sucks, plain and simple. Regarding the song, I've heard much worse, but the video? Why is it that the only people who like it can't speak or type properly? I think that says it all.

And what the hell were Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Milian thinking?! To be dragged down by this almighty piece of shite..

Nick's video on the other hand is deep and meaningful, his songs show emotion and maturity. Nick's song is on a whole other level to Jessica's crap.

And jealous of her? I think you've got the emotions confused.. it's embarrassment I'm feeling ;)

3:37 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the video is so sad. doesnt Jessica's face seem to be getting bigger? she looks more fake everyday. People loved her b/c she was naturally pretty and kept men guessing... now she skates around in nothing?? its just so sad to see her turn into a tramp.

7:12 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica has an adams apple.

6:52 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like the video and the song. It's a good party/dance song and it reminds me of the disco roller rinks during my days of high school (I'm showing my age here). I imagine it was a lot of fun to make. I would hope that people would see satire in this video. It's over the top. Jessica's ice cream scene, the girls fighting, Andy Dick's behavior, the setting and costumes, and the scene in the car with the girls "one upping" each other. Jessica Simpson's whole career has been one big reality/tabloid ride and this video is a mockery aimed at that. Remember, it's called "Public Affair." Yes, Nick's song is personal, deep, and moving. Jessica's response is to show no hurt. She laughs it off. She comes off shallow and hurtful. But that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this shallow little tune and its shallow video. P.S. Since I do like the video, I've tried to spell my words correctly and to use correct grammar. She did Nick wrong.

7:06 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like wowwwwww

guys......does it really matter if she made that video or not? shes just trying to be like all the other sluts out there making sex related videos? if u guys havent already noticed.....sexuality is the only thing that appeals to humans in this world........from age 6- 99 someone makin out w/thier vanilla cone will catch their eye. but yea i agree Jessica the once known as "virgin" is turning into Paris Hilton.

i personally can not stand any of these sluts...they r the reason young girls today are not only sexually active but also pregnant!
if your a mother reading this make sure u block any other music video channels because they do ahev an intense affect on your 17 myself and the media disguists me. i cant believe there is so much freedom in thus country. i hate it.

ok im done before i start discussing other topics and annoy you readers lol.

good bye people

9:33 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Virginal Jessica is now performing oral sex on an ice cream cone and has a man licking shoes and grabbing into his pocket repeatedly. And what on earth does the limo scene have to do with anything except stupidity?

What a wonderful role model she is for the younger viewers.

9:16 PM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One word for ya "WHORE"

11:40 AM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone thinks she is so hot, so natural, such a sweet girl. Look very closely, she looks like a man, her boobs are fake and when she sings she looks like she is mentally challenged, I hate her and I love Nick she is just a dog face skeeze who can't even sing and it's a bloody shame, that society looks up to such white trash! WHORE WHORE WHORE!!!!

6:54 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica is making an absolute fool of herself, from her wardrobe to her immature behavior. I have always thought her voice was "forced" and sounded horrible!! For all the teeny bopper blondes that have tried to make it, only Christina Aguilera has proven she has an AMAZING VOICE and looks. Jess is a horrible example for the young girls of our society, soaps up the limelight whenever she can, and from what I have read in all the crap magazines, it sounds like she let a wonderful man go to sew some wild oats. I hope she ends up washed up and broke someday, and I hope Nick finds the woman he deserves. PS I Love his new song. Jess is one of the dumbest blondes I have ever witnessed in my life. Go get em girl, you are soooo cool!! HA!! WHAT A JOKE!!!!

9:34 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


9:36 PM, August 01, 2006  
Blogger Hunter said...

I agree with the majority. When I first saw this video, I was embarassed for Jessica. The song sucks, but the video is HORRIBLE. I used to love Jess (back when she was with Nick), but now she just annoys me. Just another girl who got obsessed with being famous.

3:52 PM, August 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just have one thing to say. I am agreeing with the minority here. Is minority a big enough word to prove to you all that I am not a stupid person. I am actually a University Student studying to be a high school teacher.

Jessica Simpson is clearly the more talented out of the divorcees.

Some one left a comment that they thinks this film clip is corny and cheeseball, really I haven’t ever seen a more clichéd film clip than Nick’s. He is so obviously trying to blame the entire divorce on Jessica and that is clearly not the case. If anyone needs to grow up he really really needs to.

Someone else said that Jessica is washed up. How idiotic are you, she is on top if the game and time will prove you all wrong when Nick’s next album flops and Jessica’s star continues to rise because she quite obviously has more talent and appeal.

12:58 AM, August 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was so disgusted with the video i stopped at the ice cream video someone email me at to talk more

12:30 PM, August 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate jessica she is a SLUT and I hope she gets hit with a bus and nick is the driver. Before she gets hit she has face cancer and her face is all eaten off from the cancer. her new music and slutty video makes me wants to kill myslef..blech..get a new life jessica..and face it you all..we were definitely used when she obviously "acted" like she was all innocent when she was married and filming newlyweds but we know that was not the case. she was smart enough that before she got married and was nothing she cooked up a plan with daddy joe to pretent to be something she is obviously not and to film newlyweds and doop us all and she did it just to get famous and take all our money. now that she is super famous she is too fucking good for any of us. I will not purchase her garbage she is trying to get us to buy. just die jessica no one likes you .now and stop the slutty act we are over it.

3:36 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that guy was tha hottest, sexiest, best lookiin guy i have ever seen

if i were him i wouldnt go for jessica he could do a million x better


AGREEEEE ????????!!!!!

6:50 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i totally agree with rebecca. u pplz that are criticising jessica dont even know her and will neva eva eva know her so BACK OFF. if there are any guys complaining about jessica or her clip, im sorry but u are fags. and to all the girls that are dis'n her, us are probably jelous. dont be, im sure ur all wonderful girls in r own right but u just cant compete with her. this clip is like the hottest thing out at the moment. i mean come if it wasnt hot enough with jessica alone, she ingenously includes 3 of the hottest chicks on the planet. if it had jessica alba.........OMG that wouldve been even more hot, if thats possible lol. ow well, cant win em all.

4:57 AM, August 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like a woman, I think she haven't dignity. She sucks and ice cream...the message is evident. I'm sure Jesus will remember...she is a bitch.

3:31 PM, August 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is the guy that skates with jessica simpson, in the video?, the guy that is with another girl? wats his name?

11:26 AM, August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy in the video is an Aussie. His name is Reshad Strik.

6:59 PM, September 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow everyone is hating on jessica , why, well whatever, she has a better life than all of us, and she wont have time reading this, so u guys have no life to be talking about a celeb, especially on the internet, i mean c'mon guys grow up, and dont bother cursing me out, cuz i dont think im gonna visit this site agen, both videos rocked, i like nick's better though, but jesica just wants a sense of humor and that video was funny, so just leave he rch damn girl alone god,

11:12 PM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I quite liked both videos. OK,Jessica's may be cheesy and a bit OTT,but the message she conveyed is quite a strong one - work it out ppl - but I have to say Nick, get over it, she won't take you back!!

9:53 AM, December 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how can anyone criticise jessica simpson? sayng she looks like a drag queen is harsh. who ever said it is probably a miscreant anyway. The 4 girls starring in the video are probably the best looking girls in the world (and I'm gay. the bloke is pretty hot too. so for all you mingers out there who slag her off F**K you.

1:14 PM, January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wooo go you!! I love it its just a bit of fun for gods sake!

1:07 PM, March 20, 2007  
Anonymous V-NICE said...

I think it was a very good video. Light and FUN!!!! Hot girls and good music. You all are Haters!!!! Power to Jessica and her HOT cast.

11:20 PM, March 23, 2007  

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