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7.05.2006

THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER: STEDMAN TELLS ALL?

Oh dear. Doesn't Oprah look very serious and terribly concerned on this week's National Enquirer cover photo? I would too if I was her and my boyfriend Stedman had the goods to write a tell-all book about me, oh no! The best part of the cover is how the Enquirer throws out "her nights with Gayle" as an oh so scandalous teaser. I love Oprah and tell all book or not, she will always be spectacular to me!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah! I didn't see this one coming. I can't wait to see how this plays out. Obviously, Oprah has enough money to buy him off, if its true, but she might be too stubborn.

9:44 AM, July 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW..no duh Jonbenet's killer was at Patsy's funeral..she was in the casket.

9:45 AM, July 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Oprah too! She's the last of the do-gooders in this crazy world!

10:17 AM, July 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A book... that's an interesting twist.

The ' zines only have two Oprah stories as it is: diet and breakup. Boring as all hell.

11:20 AM, July 05, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

A man can only wait and put up with keeping silent about her fakey crap for so long! She dissed him recently, saying she didn't need to marry.. Um? Where's his share of her billion-willion dollars?

12:41 PM, July 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to see someone stick it to her---and stick it good!

10:08 AM, July 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steadman is obviously Oprahs beard. Gayle is the real love of oprahs life.

5:29 PM, July 06, 2006  
Anonymous ali al ali al humdula cat said...

Well if he was the 'beard' it shows what a creepy opportunist he is. And not a 'man' at all.

Hey STEADMAN give Oprah back all the money and honey and fame she gave you...how else did he get so much pppooo tang. Not on just being him.

Cause he was the 'forbidden' fruit cover up.

So what if Oprah is GAY.. Horrah.

So when will Tom Cruise come out of the closet.

You can only 'buy' so many women
their careers.

Now watch for TV star Katie Holmes suddenly become a movie star.
hahahaha...

whatever.

it is business.
just business.

and a lot of money.

Stars sell IMAGE and nothing ELSE.

5:59 AM, July 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just for the record - poontang is slang for vagina (aka sex) NOT money

9:39 PM, July 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well... I hope u guys do realize that these are just stories for everyone entertainment. Besides, 1) Why Would Steadman do anything to screw up his relationship with Oprah, and 2) Why can't Oprah and Gayle be best of friends?! These people are human just like us, only their lives are under the spotlight. Deal with it. It's Hollywood, La La Land.

7:09 AM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would he do that to her, arent they together anymore? what a class a pig!

7:17 AM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont care what she does in her personal life as long as she keeps handing out the cash to charities

7:19 AM, July 12, 2006  

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