THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER DIRT!

This week's issue of The National Enquirer looks spectacular! They've got some more scoop on the rumors that Kate & Tom have been mad fighting over the baby and even suggest that the couple has split. If things aren't all happy in Cruiseland, let's hope Kate is sticking up for herself and baby Suri. All I know is that she doesn't have that same glow as she did when she first hooked up with Cruise, so something must be up. Everyone's still talking about Star Jones and although she won't talk in detail about how she lost the weight, the world is pretty much is convinced it was the good 'ol gastric bypass surgery. Of course The National Enquirer has all the crazy deats on when, how and what exactly went down. Personally, I am soooo over Star Jones and don't even care anymore about how she lost all her fat! The best part of the issue is that The National Enquirer has the first and only interview with Chad Lowe's father after Hilary Swank ratted out his son's former drug problem to Vanity Fair. NE reveals that Chad had a problem with cocaine, but that he has thankfully since beat the problem. God forbid that bitch Hilary going and spilling all his junk to the world sends him back to the magic pixie dust! They also report that the entire Lowe family is furious with Hilary for making Chad's former coke habit public and the one question the family wants answered is, "what was the point of that Hilary?"

Run, don't walk to pick up this weeks issue of The National Enquirer!