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7.10.2006

SURI CRUISE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE UNCOVERED. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS FAKED.


Oh dear. Have things in the tabloid media really reached this pathetic & desperate state? TMZ.com has obtained a copy of baby Suri Cruise's birth certificate and is displaying it on their website, in I guess, an effort to prove that the baby is real. Do we really even care this much? I mean, really? I'm even embarrassed that I'm doing a post on this, but anything for you, my loyal trashy gossip followers. The only thing I found interesting about the whole thing was that Katie was listed as "Kate" on the birth certificate. Anyway, for those of you who care enough to want to know more, go here to see a larget version and more details about, ooooooh! Suri Cruise's birth certificate!

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing to base it on, of course, but this seems totally fake to me. His name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, isn't it? Or has he legally had it changed to Tom Cruise? Is her name actually Kate? I thought it was Katherine. If he had his name legally changed and her name is actually Kate, then I believe this is real. If not, fake.

Oddly, I totally believe that there was a baby born. Some shots of her bare belly (with stretch marks on it) and how her face changed....yep she was definitely pregnant. Now what happened to the baby is a different story. It's either: (A) fine and it's a scientology thing not to bring your baby out in public until it reaches a certain age, or (B) it died, or (C) it was born with some kind of handicap. I hope it's A.

11:47 AM, July 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG people - can we not just leave them alone???

1:59 PM, July 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously....I've had two kids...I put my short name...Beth on both of my childrens certficates...and my name is Elizabeth.. Same with my husband who is a III....just his first and last name...I can't believe people take time out of their lives to even think about stuff like this.

4:59 PM, July 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God, what have we become? Of course there is a baby. What's wrong with wanting some damn privacy?

8:43 PM, July 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, E! did a little segmant today on their Daily 10 show about the birth certficate. It's real, they obtained a passport for Suri. If they believe in their religion, let them believe. Besides...would any of you really want camaras and shouting papz in your babys face? I know I wouldn't. WHO FRIGGIN CARES????? Jesus, before Katie came into the picture, everyone just loved Mr. Tom Cruise. Why do ppl bash him now?

12:30 AM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. I think that it's just TomKat's way of protecting their child from prying eyes and the paparazzi. I mean, it's not a bad way to block out your child from the tabloids. It's better than covering your children with veils all the time and naming them Prince Michael.
Don't take parenting notes from MJ, Mr.Cruise, or I'll hate you even more...

1:21 AM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Wake up, people. Cruise wasn't concerned about privacy when he was trotting out his child bride in concert with the release of his lame movies. Religion? The Scientology Organized Crime Family is a money-making scheme, nothing more.

6:51 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

give me a break - that birth certificate is a legal document, right? but other websites have shown how it was seriously messed up - suspiciously. The nurse's number isnt correct - it isnt the number of the nurse who claimed to have signed. And .. the nurse should not have signed, because it had to be by someone in the actual room who saw the baby delivered. She wasnt. The doctor who "was", didnt sign - legally, he is supposed to. Etc.etc.etc..
good rumour is that they did this to get the passport, to go to shop outside the u.s. for the baby to come back with. Believe it, and quit moralizing about the couple and their baby, give me a break, get some memory going, or look back a bit in the blogs and see what an idiot cruise behaved as, and how he treated his "kate" like some dumb breeder she now is, etc.

5:48 PM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, above...you have a good point, but DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THESE BLOGS? Their "TABLOIDS" on the internet! Who f'ing cares? DO you really put that much thought into it. Well, if your going to then I will too...Do we honestly think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would fake the birth of a baby...that would totally ruin their careers. We know she was pregnant and we know she gave birth, we all have religions we believe in. Read up on Scientology and tell me its not messed up? It is...but it's what they believe in.
FYI
When Tom and Nicole adopted their children...they didn't bring them out into the world for 3 years..yes 3 years!

9:31 PM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the baby may be handicapped and possibly deaf....I was alarmed to hear that Tom Cruise has purchased a sonogram to view the fetus throughout Katie's pregancy. I have heard that too many sonograms may cause deafness due to the loud decible level of the machine. Two or three times is ok but if they did it on a daily or weekly basis it may cause harm to the unborn child...

9:26 PM, July 20, 2006  

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