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Oh my! What does Lindsay Lohan have in her shopping cart? The National Enquirer mysteriously got their hands on what they call "a late night receipt" for a convenience store with the name Lindsay Lohan on it (how ever do they do that?), and although her rep would not confirm or deny it belongs to the Lindsay Lohan, what is for sure is the Lindsay Lohan on this receipt sure likes to buy a bunch of crap. I know you probably figure she'd be stacked with a bottle of Jack and a box of Marlboro's, but according to The Enquirer, this Lindsay preferred the likes of Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets, a couple bottles of White Zin, Trojan Magnum condoms (lucky bitch), Unisom Sleep aid pills, two bottles of NyQuil, Claritin, Sudafed, whip cream, and Doritos. Woah. And people have the nerve to call Britney Spears white trash!
Source: The National Enquirer


Blogger Hazim said...

Hey.Hazim here...again.I'm pretty sure the sleeping pills, Trojan magnum condoms, and whip cream have something to do with one another...haha. Actually, I'd prolly spend that much on crap too.

8:28 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Society's current downfall is directionally proportional to the gods we worship.

Lindsay Lohan is the total definition of below average.

9:51 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Hills recap!

10:14 AM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger Syd said...

I would fucking die. She must be mortified. People know she bought white zin.

11:16 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

typical druggie items. been there, done that so I know.

11:26 AM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger starrcar2 said...

Lindsey isn't 21. How is she buying liquor?

12:55 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, now this is the trashy gossip I LOVE!!!! She has the shopping cart of a junkie. White Zin, rubbers and hot pockets? Must have been one hell of a night!!!

2:56 PM, July 27, 2006  
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2:45 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Cuddlebutt said...

Is the Nyquil, Claritin, and Sudafed for the coke sniffles?

7:57 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsey is white trash in fancy clothes, let trash her instead of Brittany

11:56 AM, July 31, 2006  

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