A SHITLOAD OF WEDDINGS CALLED OFF IN THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER.
Wow! There is just a bunch of crazy ass tabloid madness going down this week! I love it!! According to the new issue of The National Enquirer, it looks as though things aren't rosey in Hollywood where Angie, Katie and Jennifer's weddings are concerned. Seriously though, I will read endless junk about Jennifer and Vince and still skim over Angie and Brad, but does anyone really give a crap about Katie Couric's wedding?? Also in the issue, apparently The Enquirer must have had a top secret spy with a food scale trailing dear Oprah on a recent cross country trip because they are claiming she took part in a "cross country eating binge, chowing down 45,000 calories in only 11 days." Uh oh. That's not normal? As always, I love me some Oprah and she can eat as much as she wants for all I care. Hell, I like her so much I'd even serve pizza on a plate to the lady if she asked. For all the dirt and more, make sure to pick up the new issue of The National Enquirer on newsstands this week!
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 7/26/2006
4 Comments:
I still have questions about the Jen/Vince romance. Just comfort food for the soul?
Hey, none o' my business but I'd be surprised if these 2 marry.
I herad Vince broke up with Jen. Rumor has it, Brad and Angelina are already married. You know Angelina. She will announce it when she gets ready.
God that would be great if Star got divorced...icing on the cake!
I wouldn't doubt it if Brad and Angie are aleady married.
I hope Jen and Vince aren't splitsville. I think they are too cute!!!
I like that "comfort food for the soul" analogy about the Jen and Vince relationship from anonymous above. That sounds like the right way to describe it.
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