Tabloid Whore!



Anyone who saw Jennifer Aniston's last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman knows that the bitch has got some hot ass legs on her. If Dave's ranting and raving about how perfect he thought they were was not enough, well now, there is scientific proof. Scientists working for Braun Electronics Company are saying that Jennifer Aniston has the best legs in showbiz. The researchers developed a formula that looked at "the proportions of the leg and thigh as well as the texture of the skin" and Aniston scored the highest mark of 14.67, over other contenders like Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. Fascinating. Now if only they could get these geniuses working on a cure for cancer.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

great legs on Jen.

Her shoulders exude health too. They sort of spread out a little and she just looks so healthy. Posture, diet, great complexion. That's why she's uniquely beautiful.

Angelina may have the perfect face, but her figure is nothing next to the Raech' !

11:05 AM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thy're ok...ha!ha!

12:03 PM, July 28, 2006  
Blogger bitchbot said...

With a face like that, she better damn well have some nice legs!

12:15 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jennifer aniston is ugly. she doesnt have great legs and angelina will always be prettier and sexier than her!

12:27 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, who knew shiloh could sit and type at a keyboard! ; )

12:56 PM, July 28, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

anon 12:27 - WRONG!!!

1:40 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please that ugly biatch can't hold a candle to anyone else in Hollywood. Stacey Kiebler has the best legs. Voting was not accurate , Jennifer must have voted for herself to get her numbers up!!!!!!!!!!!!Brad is so blessed to be with Angelina who cares about other people and not like Jennifer who only thinks of herself!!!!!!!

1:54 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she does have great legs, you just need a bag for her head

3:17 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina is a pair of saggy tits on a skinny body with a pair of big nigga lips on top. Jen is sheer perfection.

Brad must have to get on the floor to suck on AJ's goods.

3:59 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she has cellulite (sp) on her legs, they are certainly not the best legs out there! good grief, you have to be kidding me! her thighs are frikk'n disgusting just as her barbra streisand face is.. blech.

5:33 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:33- get some glasses.

7:09 PM, July 28, 2006  
Blogger Gigi said...

Jenn looks great. Her legs are long and she's the girl next door. She doesn't fuck her brother, so that a real plus.

8:36 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gigi.... bwah!


9:04 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Angelina Jolie said...

Jennifer Aniston is an ungly average looking twat face...

1:36 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina Whorelie has a twat face...lmao.

4:33 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lips fuck her brother. lmao.

4:35 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:36 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Alias said...

IDK about the best legs in Hollywood deal, but I'll give her nice skin. Whether it's Mystic or not it usually looks very healthy.

6:39 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous marina said...

I think she looks gorgeous and her legs are to die for! she has this smile that makes you want to be friends with her (unlike that arrogantĀ“-looking angelina with her stick legs and stick arms. all she has are boobs and lips,. why do all the guys like her? gee, men are really focused on tits only)

8:03 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind looking like either one of 'em.

But Angie's figure doesn't really look too much like the M&M Smith poster. She's beautiful, but Jen glows, she'll always be the healthy sexy one. Angie is the maneater! : )

10:20 AM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston sucks donkey balls... she's is a complete and utter BORE in everything she stars in, her films scream SNOOZE FEST!! In other words her movies are a good place to catch up on some needed sleep. At least Angelina Jolie has the talent to match her beautiful chops. END OF STORY... n-kay!!!

4:20 PM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Tamra said...

I agree with you post (4:20pm) 100%...

5:46 PM, July 29, 2006  
Blogger UsaChatNow said...

man she is hot...dont care how she acts or what so ever...jen marry me


2:43 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angie's films will only be big in connection with the Pitt relationship. Her films weren't earning anything before. Mr & Mrs Smith was a solid role, but the script and story are what made it. The infidelity factor is what sold tickets to that one.

Otherwise, she plays weirdos just as nicely as Jen plays her category. Jen should've gotten an Oscar nod for The Good Girl, IMO. Who really saw Lara Croft Tomb Raider or Girl Interrupted?

7:56 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all the Jen haters-

Jealousy will get you no where. Get your fat ass on a treadmill and keep walking...maybe one day if you're lucky, your legs will look one quarter as good as hers.

11:24 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think angelina looks diseased these days and Jenn is an average looking person...nothing special...sooooo much more hotter girls out there...they BOTH LOSE

5:18 PM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angelina has an Oscar on her mantle... So I think that makes her the winner. GO TEAM ANGELINA!!!

12:23 AM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:40 AM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11:12 AM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, okay. Angie's great too!

I gotta stick up for the gal who put up with Brad's stinky B.O. for 7 years. Jen rocks. Brad has done some nasty evil things in the course of the breakup. Not a good man.

Angie probably will boot him in a year or two anyway, so it's really academic.

12:13 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I cant stand her! When she was married to Pitt it was like looking at instant mashed potatoes next to filet mignon. Her movies tank, she hides her nose behind her hair, she's not that good of an actress (bland, bland, bland) and now we're supposed to believe she has the best legs! Please! Talk to Ms. Charlize Theron or Uma Thurman if you want to talk about legs.

1:36 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jen's looking amazing... she's just got better and stronger (not to mention hotter!) since that ugly twat droped her for a trout-pout skank. Jen's movies are great, she's got real talent, a great glow (which i'm so jealous of) and vince vaughn. come on she rocks!

12:15 PM, August 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words: Anna Kournikova.

6:10 AM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Eleania said...

I think Angelina is really gorgeous, but Jennifer is a different type of gorgeous, and yea Jennifer has better legs(to me), Angelina's are so thin! I don't get why you people who like Aniston better than Jolie are all the sudden dissing her(and vice versa). Jolie, is undeniably a far better actress in terms of playing difficult characters that are hard to portray, and Aniston is a better comedian who always seems more natural. It's impossible to compare the two, they're just too different! And, you can't say someone's opinion is wrong, it's an opinion for God's sake!

10:48 PM, August 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeniffer Aniston has hecks hot legs and a frickin hot body. I would love to have sex with her in bed and touch her all over the place.

4:07 PM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Jen could beat her in an armwrestle and kick her ass all over the place. She's not all used up like angelina the horseface.....besides, angelinas all tatooed up like someone from a concentration camp.

1:16 AM, October 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:17 AM, October 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jennifer is one of the hottest women world. I think she and all her features are better than 95% of the female population. If you people like her at least a little, you would stop talking about her like an slut off the street. She has enough problems without idiots like you making her life harder.

6:16 PM, January 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jen is a cute girl who has made the most of what she has and alot of people like her. Angelina is a beautiful girl and I don't see how anyone can doubt that. Both are laughing at you guys all the way to the bank. Get a life! They are both wonderful to watch.

4:29 PM, January 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha you guys are funny. I love Jennifer Aniston, she's beautiful. It's not that I think she's the most gorgeous creature, but she presents herself with class, poise, and is always so cool and collective, something rare within the media nowadays. She also just oozes health from every pore of her body. But hey, to each his own.

1:19 PM, March 05, 2007  

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