SCIENTIFIC STUDY UNCOVERS JENNIFER ANISTON HAS THE BEST LEGS IN HOLLYWOOD.
Anyone who saw Jennifer Aniston's last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman knows that the bitch has got some hot ass legs on her. If Dave's ranting and raving about how perfect he thought they were was not enough, well now, there is scientific proof. Scientists working for Braun Electronics Company are saying that Jennifer Aniston has the best legs in showbiz. The researchers developed a formula that looked at "the proportions of the leg and thigh as well as the texture of the skin" and Aniston scored the highest mark of 14.67, over other contenders like Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. Fascinating. Now if only they could get these geniuses working on a cure for cancer.
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posted by Tabloid Whore! at 7/28/2006
37 Comments:
great legs on Jen.
Her shoulders exude health too. They sort of spread out a little and she just looks so healthy. Posture, diet, great complexion. That's why she's uniquely beautiful.
Angelina may have the perfect face, but her figure is nothing next to the Raech' !
Thy're ok...ha!ha!
jennifer aniston is ugly. she doesnt have great legs and angelina will always be prettier and sexier than her!
12:27
hey, who knew shiloh could sit and type at a keyboard! ; )
Please that ugly biatch can't hold a candle to anyone else in Hollywood. Stacey Kiebler has the best legs. Voting was not accurate , Jennifer must have voted for herself to get her numbers up!!!!!!!!!!!!Brad is so blessed to be with Angelina who cares about other people and not like Jennifer who only thinks of herself!!!!!!!
she does have great legs, you just need a bag for her head
Angelina is a pair of saggy tits on a skinny body with a pair of big nigga lips on top. Jen is sheer perfection.
Brad must have to get on the floor to suck on AJ's goods.
she has cellulite (sp) on her legs, they are certainly not the best legs out there! good grief, you have to be kidding me! her thighs are frikk'n disgusting just as her barbra streisand face is.. blech.
5:33- get some glasses.
gigi.... bwah!
LOL
Jennifer Aniston is an ungly average looking twat face...
Angelina Whorelie has a twat face...lmao.
Lips fuck her brother. lmao.
JENNIFER ALL THE WAY!
IDK about the best legs in Hollywood deal, but I'll give her nice skin. Whether it's Mystic or not it usually looks very healthy.
I think she looks gorgeous and her legs are to die for! she has this smile that makes you want to be friends with her (unlike that arrogant´-looking angelina with her stick legs and stick arms. all she has are boobs and lips,. why do all the guys like her? gee, men are really focused on tits only)
I wouldn't mind looking like either one of 'em.
But Angie's figure doesn't really look too much like the M&M Smith poster. She's beautiful, but Jen glows, she'll always be the healthy sexy one. Angie is the maneater! : )
Jennifer Aniston sucks donkey balls... she's is a complete and utter BORE in everything she stars in, her films scream SNOOZE FEST!! In other words her movies are a good place to catch up on some needed sleep. At least Angelina Jolie has the talent to match her beautiful chops. END OF STORY... n-kay!!!
I agree with you post (4:20pm) 100%...
man she is hot...dont care how she acts or what so ever...jen marry me ..lol
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Angie's films will only be big in connection with the Pitt relationship. Her films weren't earning anything before. Mr & Mrs Smith was a solid role, but the script and story are what made it. The infidelity factor is what sold tickets to that one.
Otherwise, she plays weirdos just as nicely as Jen plays her category. Jen should've gotten an Oscar nod for The Good Girl, IMO. Who really saw Lara Croft Tomb Raider or Girl Interrupted?
To all the Jen haters-
Jealousy will get you no where. Get your fat ass on a treadmill and keep walking...maybe one day if you're lucky, your legs will look one quarter as good as hers.
I think angelina looks diseased these days and Jenn is an average looking person...nothing special...sooooo much more hotter girls out there...they BOTH LOSE
Angelina has an Oscar on her mantle... So I think that makes her the winner. GO TEAM ANGELINA!!!
TEAM JEN!!
TEAM ANGELINA!!!!
yeah, okay. Angie's great too!
I gotta stick up for the gal who put up with Brad's stinky B.O. for 7 years. Jen rocks. Brad has done some nasty evil things in the course of the breakup. Not a good man.
Angie probably will boot him in a year or two anyway, so it's really academic.
Gawd!
I cant stand her! When she was married to Pitt it was like looking at instant mashed potatoes next to filet mignon. Her movies tank, she hides her nose behind her hair, she's not that good of an actress (bland, bland, bland) and now we're supposed to believe she has the best legs! Please! Talk to Ms. Charlize Theron or Uma Thurman if you want to talk about legs.
I think Jen's looking amazing... she's just got better and stronger (not to mention hotter!) since that ugly twat droped her for a trout-pout skank. Jen's movies are great, she's got real talent, a great glow (which i'm so jealous of) and vince vaughn. come on she rocks!
Two words: Anna Kournikova.
I think Angelina is really gorgeous, but Jennifer is a different type of gorgeous, and yea Jennifer has better legs(to me), Angelina's are so thin! I don't get why you people who like Aniston better than Jolie are all the sudden dissing her(and vice versa). Jolie, is undeniably a far better actress in terms of playing difficult characters that are hard to portray, and Aniston is a better comedian who always seems more natural. It's impossible to compare the two, they're just too different! And, you can't say someone's opinion is wrong, it's an opinion for God's sake!
Jeniffer Aniston has hecks hot legs and a frickin hot body. I would love to have sex with her in bed and touch her all over the place.
I think Jen could beat her in an armwrestle and kick her ass all over the place. She's not all used up like angelina the horseface.....besides, angelinas all tatooed up like someone from a concentration camp.
JENNIFER WINS HANDS DOWN
Jennifer is one of the hottest women world. I think she and all her features are better than 95% of the female population. If you people like her at least a little, you would stop talking about her like an slut off the street. She has enough problems without idiots like you making her life harder.
Jen is a cute girl who has made the most of what she has and alot of people like her. Angelina is a beautiful girl and I don't see how anyone can doubt that. Both are laughing at you guys all the way to the bank. Get a life! They are both wonderful to watch.
Haha you guys are funny. I love Jennifer Aniston, she's beautiful. It's not that I think she's the most gorgeous creature, but she presents herself with class, poise, and is always so cool and collective, something rare within the media nowadays. She also just oozes health from every pore of her body. But hey, to each his own.
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