Tabloid Whore!



F'ing priceless!!!

Oh I love shit like this! Just like some girls continue to go back to boyfriends who are bad for them, as much as I have come to despise MTV's The Real World, I still watch it whenever there is nothing better to watch on television. It is a sad, dirty addiction that I actually have become quite bored with over the years. Anyway, if you are watching this season of The Real World that takes place in Key West, you are familiar with that nut job Paula Meronek. This is a chick who talks like she's 5 years old while she's on the phone with her boyfriend (or drunk) and everyone in the house thinks is anorexic. Well, little Miss Paula was arrested Sunday after biting her boyfriend John Alyward. Yes, you read that right, biting. Seems Paula and her boy got into an argument and I guess when he didn't want to let her crazy ass into their house, she allegedly bit him several times (you boys and your psycho bitches, I tell ya).
Ok, I can imagine smacking, punching, kicking or spitting on someone when you are having a brawl (let it be noted that I would never do that), but biting? Is she a f'ing dog? (Don't answer that). Is she just a fan of Axl Rose (who bit a security guard recently) or is biting while fighting the hot thing to do now? Anyway, cuckoo-bird Paula was charged with third-degree assault, which carries a potential penalty of a year in prison. The boyfriend was also charged with disorderly conduct. At first I thought this boyfriend was the one featured on the show, but apparently that guy's name is Keith. That poses the question, why would anyone want to date her after seeing what a nut job she was on the show?
Source: AP


Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't john a castmemember and her abusive deadbeat boyfriend on the show someone named keith??

10:47 AM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

agh! YES you are correct! Thank you, i've updated the post. You know this crappy show better than me. I will have to do further research to see if the john they are referring to was on the show with her or if the new b/f is just another random john. Thanks for the clarification!

10:58 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I swear, blondes from Florida. What is it? Look at all these skanky teachers molesting their students, crazy!!

So this chick's a biter. She and Axel should hook up.

11:06 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous deDesertKnight said...

ha ha I just watched the one where there was hurricane and her boyfriend drove through it to see her and she was so in love with him! So she BIT him and he had her arrested??? Pretty funny...what has our society come too?(including me for watching it)

11:08 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true, so true. Paula is a nut job. Girl is as crazy as they come, I really think she might be a normal person on some lithium. You think MTV chose her because she is crazy?

11:09 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They ALWAYS want crazy, no doubt about it. Speaking of which, where the hell is Omarosa these days?! :-)

11:45 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, unfortunatly do watch the Real World. I'm a sucker for a reality fix-what can I say?

Paula is a total, 100% crazy ass bitch! She is a horrible drunk and not much better sober. This doesn't surprise me at all. She is a drama queen and loves being the center of attention.

Where did she bite him? Or dare I ask???

11:45 AM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Different boyfriend. Her boyfriend on the show is Keith...unless that's not his real first name.

12:10 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger kendallina said...

I love your site! I just wanted to let you know that the proper spelling of Crazy Paula from The Real World's last name is "Meronek". She even has her own MySpace page...

12:58 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger kendallina said...

I'm sorry, but I think my computer submitted a bunch of the same comments to you. Anyways, I think the crazy Real World girl's bf is Keith, the one they showed on the show, because he is her #1 on MySpace.

1:03 PM, July 11, 2006  
Blogger kendallina said...

Now, I'm addicted to finding out more about the crazy biznitch. Hard to believe, but Paula was also the 2003 alumna of her college (Quinnipiac University) to receive the Academic Achievement Award for highest GPA in the School of Business. Hmmm, that just shows you can be book smart and still a crazy-arse loon!

1:58 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta love the AP....nice pic!!!!

2:24 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous deDesertKnight said...

In her booking picture she looks like that crazy,violent ex-skater turned blimp.....Tonya Harding...seen her lately?

2:41 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!Ha!!! Holy shit!!! She does look like Tanya Harding...too funny!!

6:19 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, Keith his her boyfriend's middle name.... Therefore, John Keith...

10:32 PM, July 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is soooo gross....absolutely gross....she looks like she stinks

3:44 PM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the same boyfriend from the show. His real name is John Keith Elyard. He just goes by Keith. He has a myspace to confirm.

5:19 PM, July 12, 2006  

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