Oh I love shit like this! Just like some girls continue to go back to boyfriends who are bad for them, as much as I have come to despise MTV's The Real World, I still watch it whenever there is nothing better to watch on television. It is a sad, dirty addiction that I actually have become quite bored with over the years. Anyway, if you are watching this season of The Real World that takes place in Key West, you are familiar with that nut job Paula Meronek. This is a chick who talks like she's 5 years old while she's on the phone with her boyfriend (or drunk) and everyone in the house thinks is anorexic. Well, little Miss Paula was arrested Sunday after biting her boyfriend John Alyward. Yes, you read that right, biting. Seems Paula and her boy got into an argument and I guess when he didn't want to let her crazy ass into their house, she allegedly bit him several times (you boys and your psycho bitches, I tell ya).
Ok, I can imagine smacking, punching, kicking or spitting on someone when you are having a brawl (let it be noted that I would never do that), but biting? Is she a f'ing dog? (Don't answer that). Is she just a fan of Axl Rose (who bit a security guard recently) or is biting while fighting the hot thing to do now? Anyway, cuckoo-bird Paula was charged with third-degree assault, which carries a potential penalty of a year in prison. The boyfriend was also charged with disorderly conduct. At first I thought this boyfriend was the one featured on the show, but apparently that guy's name is Keith. That poses the question, why would anyone want to date her after seeing what a nut job she was on the show?