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Daniel Edwards, the dude behind the infamous sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth through her ass on a bare skinned rug is about to unveil his latest work of art. Edwards has done a bust of Hillary Clinton wearing what looks like a lovely lace push up strapless bra, although it's reportedly supposed to be a low cut cleavage baring dress. This work of art is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006. I can hardly wait.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- "A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run. Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening."”

Source: Wonkette


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could you tell us that Alec Baldwin story again? Celeb gossip is boring this week. Read us Green Eggs and Ham?

12:58 PM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

i know, boohoo. i'll try to dig something fun up later. this bitch has got to work!

1:09 PM, July 27, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

haggardy old face and youthful body..? Um, that sculptor is nuts!

1:21 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucking hate Hillary Clinton. This is totally repulsive.

2:44 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't let those breasts near Billy boy! He might start spraying on 'em, like a cat marking its territory.

5:18 PM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hil should put a contract out on this guy. Man, if anyone made me look that bad and called it art their life would be short lived.

7:26 AM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like Ellen Degeneres instead of Hillary.

11:56 AM, July 29, 2006  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...

Doesn't she have to actually get elected first?

4:06 PM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Darla from the South said...

Even though she's a closet dyke, I still love her

5:59 PM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you LOVE Billary Clinton? She's a pushy bitch with no real views on anything. She's a follower and she will never be president.

11:29 AM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poster 11:29)You're merely one opinion... SO SUCK IT!

12:43 PM, July 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 12:43

You're obviously severley lacking in the area of communication....

Your choice of words are extremely juvenile and demonstrate the ignorance of today.

I'm sure you know absolutly nothing about Hillary Clinton, politically or otherwise. You're just a loud mouth with nothing important to say.

Thanks for proving my point though.

7:42 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 7:42

Your mama you hairy backed mary...

11:50 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Is that English?

12:18 PM, August 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillary is a crusty black pantsuited bitch. That statue makes her look like Jimmy Carter which is actually an improvement on her heinious self.

5:41 PM, August 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BRAVO 5:41!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:45 PM, August 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she sure is fugly!

8:26 PM, October 16, 2006  

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