Tabloid Whore!



Yikes! It looks like George Michael might be back to his old habits. The poor fellow has been in a downward spiral of late and now, he's been caught taking candy from strangers in parks again (if you know what I'm saying). Ugh! Could that man become anymore of a train wreck? Investigators for the UK paper News of The World caught Michael recently in a London park "red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver." Oh dear. Just a few months ago he was caught by reporters as he was found slumped asleep at the wheel of his car allegedly under the influence of cannabis and now he's been caught trolling for dudes in parks again just like he did in 1998. The paper has exclusive photos of Michael as he was attempting to make a getaway after being nailed with the old dirty van driver. When the paper confronted him, Michael said, "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. "I'm a free man; I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."
See more photos and read all the details of the encounter HERE.


Blogger Syd said...

Interesting title you chose. hehe

12:02 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous ci said...

I gots to say, George Michael was right when he told the cops to f-off. He isn't harming anyone, he should be able to troll for guys if he wants to, who cares? The places he does this in are known spots for this kind of thing so it's not like he's bothering anyone or making a public nuisance of himself. Anonymous sex is an aspect of gay culture, for some men anyway, let them have at it if that's what turns them on! FREE GEORGE MICHAEL! Now where's my tee shirt?

12:33 PM, July 24, 2006  
Blogger Dana said...

I thought George was going to marry his boyfriend? I guess he doesn't believe in monogamy. The thrill of hooking up with a complete stranger is what he was looking for. His behavior seems really strange but it's not surprising. He was arrested for soliciting an officer in a bathroom in the 90's. I hope he gets some help he truely needs, like rehab for his drug problems.

1:30 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I guess you can say poor Georgy boy has serious issues. When he was on Oprah last year, I thought he had his shit together and sorted out his demons, but oops!!! Guess not! He really needs to get a clue and figure out that the media loves to catch him in the act of trolling for guys. Ugh....wonder what his boyfriend thinks???

1:45 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nailed, huh?

1:56 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wham! Go,Go, far away you sicko!

5:39 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great post, ci. couldn't have said it better myself.

i would buy a shirt. but shame on george for cheating on his mate!!

6:06 PM, July 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George obviously has a problem. It's wrong for him to say gay culture is this way because it is not that way for everyone. Many gays don't believe in such a lewd sexual life.
George, go see a therapist before you give yourself AIDS!

3:19 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gay culture? Gimme a break. He's friggin desperate, and has some serious prob-o-lems to overcome.

4:40 PM, July 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:40- I culture? I don't think so. I think the gay community would disagree that this is part of their image. George definitly has a sick obsession. He needs help.

7:01 PM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger tooners said...

It's sad to see him going down hill like this because he is/was so talented.

I think he has some serious drug issues.. and not cannibas. Never heard of falling asleep at the wheel because of that!

Makes me wonder when we're gonna hear that he has AIDS.

1:46 AM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cannibis is the least of Georgy boy's problems. George...get some help! Try more cannibis and less lurking for strays..

10:16 AM, July 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, George!!

Why did you go and do the same stupid thing again???? And...with that thing that I saw a picture of??? I could understand if he looked like Marcus Schankenberg but THAT!

2:31 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...'s just a shag. Probably not even that from what it looks like. Some fondling in a park..who cares? No one really would if he wasn't famous.

7:59 PM, August 04, 2006  

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