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7.07.2006

FORGET BRITNEY & CHRISTINA, MADONNA WANTS LINDSAY & JESSICA FOR THIS YEAR'S MTV AWARDS.


Oh this sounds so lame and I pray not true! It is being reported that Madonna is trying to do another "shocking" bit (ala kissing Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera) during her appearance at next months MTV Music Video Awards. Her bitches this time around are rumored to be Jessica Simpson & Lindsay Lohan and instead of kissing the girls, she plans to have some type of "bondage" scene with them. Jessica's people have reportedly already been contacted and it's said they have been in secret talks for weeks. Seriously, it was funny, cool & unexpected the first time around with Christina & Britney, but if Madonna digs to the bottom of the barrel and pulls out Jessica & Lindsay for some eyeball rolling bondage appearance, I will lose so much respect for her and I don't want to. Please Madge, you don't need that skanky Lindsay Lohan! Say it ain't so!
Source: The Sun

15 Comments:

Blogger d mumsie said...

Madonna is a pig! That is a unclean, garbage-eating mud-wallowing,swine.. May these Religious references hasten her undoing as a Queen of hypocrites making a religion for her own use and habits. She is a egotistical, selfish, delusional pig and anyone who supports her nasty life and holds her in any admiration is sadly delusional.

7:46 PM, July 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, What will LINDSAY LOHAN look like in 25 years? Check it here

8:01 PM, July 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 8:01, great link.

As for Madonna....Cannot. Stand. Her. How is it that a truly gifted superstar like McCartney can have a totally down to earth personality and still be a vital part of music? It's talent and it's class, two things that the straw-haired tramp is missing.

Madonna should've transitioned into local theater dinner a loooong time ago.

11:18 PM, July 07, 2006  
Blogger beatrice_milk said...

lookit the bright side...she could have super skanked it and had say, paris hilton...it almost seems like the obvious choice for the assumed skanked up show...

12:11 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Guy Ritchie said...

Madonna has a stinky stretched cunt...

1:49 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Figures. She has no new material. Her look now is all about regurgitating the 80s. Feathered hair, leotards, shocking people with crosses.
She needs to give it up and move on.

5:40 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!!! I can't believe all the Madonna haters here!! See, I think the incredible thing about her is that she has been able to re-invent herself so many times into a completely different character. I haven't necessarily loved them all, but she has definitly kept my attention all these years. She is a marketing genius!

And let's face it....her body is STILL smokin' hot and she can still dance her ass off....LOVE HER!

6:02 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's true, a lot of haters are checking in. Just speaking for myself, I don't see anything different in her various personas. To me, they're just costumes, covering up the skank. The wedding dress, the crosses, the mommy-style blouse & skirt, the leotards... everyone knows she's a marketing genius, but I just see someone changing her clothes.

Putting out childrens books while doing her vile anti-establishment acts doesn't make her smart. It just shows that we're suckers for buying her rotten art.

Also, to end my rant, gotta add that this feathered hair look is the most unflattering thing I've seen on a celebrity in quite some time. Makes David Spade look gorgeous by comparison.

11:33 AM, July 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon 5:40 AM:

I would call that a mid-life crisis, especially with her turning 50 in two(!) years.

9:22 PM, July 08, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. Oh wow, so many haters. I'll have to admit...Madge/Ester/Madonna is getting a bit boring wit all her 'dramatic' actions. I think she's had some really awesome moments of genius in her career but this isn't it.

Next up for her is prolly a specially designed line of leotards by Madonna or maybe she'll start her own country. Whatever it is, it's starting to bore me. All her antics...

...now if I can just find 'Like A Prayer' and play it again, I might change my mind.

2:04 AM, July 09, 2006  
Anonymous Guy Ritchie said...

Madonna's cunt smells like hot garbage rotten fish and her labia lips are stretched so far down between her legs they look like two satchel handles

2:32 AM, July 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Madonna's new line of leotards >>>> permanent stink in the crotch.

5:50 AM, July 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing but a common slut

11:53 AM, July 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thATS REALLY SAD, MADGE. iT WAS SAD THE FIRST TIME BUT ATLEAST IT WAS A SHOCK, 2ND TIME WILL JUST BE MAJORLY PATHETIC. STOP TRYING TO BE YOUNG

7:15 AM, July 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree whole-heartedly with the bashing that the first person gave madonna. She is a beast, and an old bag that needs to get the hell out of the business.
She wasted enough of our time and clogged enough of our airwaves with un-original music.

1:23 PM, July 25, 2006  

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