Tabloid Whore!




"Um, you'd really pay $3 million to see photos of a baby? Dumb ass!"

There finally may be an explanation as to why pictures of Tom & Kate Cruise's baby Suri have yet to be published in a magazine. It's being reported that soon after the birth, the Cruise's okay'd a photoshoot and bidding was conducted through Wire Image to the various glossy tabloids hoping to gain the rights to the pictures. But problems allegedly started and the breaks were suddenly hit on the photoshoot when the highest bid for the photos reached not more than $3 million. The Cruise's were allegedly offended by that lowball dollar amount, pulled the offer, and now it seems no one knows what the hell is going on with Cruise, Kate, Suri and the public's chance to catch a glimpse of their little love muffin. Since Suri isn't getting any younger, word is that the bidding price for her photos will continue to plummet. Oh dear, since Angie & Brad's baby Shiloh got a cool $4 million +, I really hope this fact does not affect poor little Suri's self esteem as she grows. Strange, because I would rather see a picture of Suri a few months old rather than when she was a little blob looking like every other baby on the planet.
Source: Fox News


Blogger d mumsie said...

Oh boy, I know you will like seeing this hilarious secret copy made at Scientology introduction class.

10:17 AM, June 26, 2006  
Blogger Pandaface said...

that picture of katie holmes makes me smile. it's funny.

10:31 AM, June 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the reason we havent seen pics of their baby is because its probably just a big fat ugly hairy baby. and black too

2:11 PM, June 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or it doesn't exist.

10:08 AM, June 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know what, i honestly don't care what the baby looks like. I totally don't give a rats ass.

Very unlike me. I think its because i dislike Tom so much so i just don't care.

if the tabloids are reading this, don't offer a dime..we don't want to see it!

1:08 PM, June 27, 2006  
Blogger libraesque said...

yeah, this is bullshit, they weren't shopping around offers to any mags, everyone would have known about it, are you kidding? It just comes out now, because every site out there is questioning the existence of this "kid". Cruise and his camp aren't clueing into the fact that the public isn't as gullible as it was when he was married to Nicole.

2:08 PM, June 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! There's a baby - a real baby? I thought he shot blanks. Oh well, maybe they should take the 3 mil. Then Katie could buy a brain.

12:34 PM, July 02, 2006  

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