Tabloid Whore!

6.28.2006

SWEET JESUS! CELLULITE ALL OVER THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER!

My eyes! My eyes! Ohhh, I am sooo framing this one.

Cover courtesy of The National Enquirer.

11 Comments:

Anonymous amy said...

TW-how can you put this up without telling us who the person in the blue bikini with "guess who?" written over the face is? UGH I hate not knowing and while you're at it, who are the three butts along the right side?

12:31 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn! who are they all?

1:39 PM, June 28, 2006  
Blogger Rogue Goddess said...

Just goes to show that all those Cosmo covers are airbrushed to hell and back.

Makes me feel a lot better about my lumpy bottom!

5:52 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the person in the blue swimsuit is Keely Shaye Smith...Pierce Brosnans's wife.

8:14 PM, June 28, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 8:14- You win! Bravo! Yes, it's Keely Shaye Smith in the blue bathing suit. Anymore cover guesses?

8:24 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous LissInAlaska said...

OMG! Keely Shaye Smith used to be much, much smaller, didn't she? Goodness gracious...
Who do the 3 butts belong to????

11:58 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes its good to see them in their real state not the way they appear on tele, or professionally done up at premieres. there just like the rest of us..... just with a bit more $$$$ dosh

7:39 AM, June 29, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Geez, does anyone remember when Keely was one of the reporters for America's Most Wanted? She's married to James Bond for god's sake, how can she not stay in shape?

8:36 AM, June 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all know you have dimples on your asses!!! Ugh, I would be mortified to see myself on the cover of a mag titled "worst beach bodies"! ohhh, I cringe!!!!

12:03 PM, June 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's Jerry Hall on the upper right in the black bikini. They won't let her live that shot down!

Is the second one Paris H. ?

Don't know the third one.

3:32 PM, June 29, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

OOPS! I said Keely was on AMW, I meant Unsolved Mysteries. I'm getting old I guess, but I am pretty sure that is right.

9:27 PM, June 30, 2006  

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