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6.28.2006

THE REAL REASON WE HAVEN'T SEEN BABY SURI ... BLAME IT ON L. RON HUBBARD.


Forget those silly stories about Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes not presenting baby Suri to the world because they were insulted at the amount of money offered for the photos of their child. The latest gossip is that Tom & Kate have not brought baby Suri out in public because Scientology reportedly instructs parents not to take newborns out in public unless absolutely necessary. A friend of the actor reportedly told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Tom insists he'll do it in his own time. He won't be bullied into showing his world his precious angel. Tom wants to obey Scientology rules about keeping babies out of the public eye." Egh, knowing what a Scientology nut Cruise is, it kinda makes sense. Oh dear, dear Kate.
Source:
Female First

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

aww,come on.
i think it's time we give them a break.
his only true love (besides xenu of course) just got married to a shorty country singer, so he must be pretty bummed.
even though i think the sciencos are a crazy bunch (as are catholics and muslims and jews and...basically all religion fanatics are nuts, imo of course), i don't think that we don't have seen suri because of them.
if i would be tomkat i wouldn't show her either.
even if you claim that you don't care what people say, it will definetly hurt when people start trashing your kid and making comments about her (creepy,alien, not-tom etc.) looks.
and that is what will happen, i am sure of it.
so, even though they kind of asked for all the bad press they are getting,suri did not.
it just gets old and lame.
i love her already...just cause her parents are really weird and she will not have it that easy in her life.
poor suri!!!

11:26 AM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous sammie said...

2 words- Wack Job

And who the hell is xenu?

12:20 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is no suri.

1:39 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HUBBARDS AT IT AGAIN!

7:40 AM, June 29, 2006  
Blogger Cap'n Bob Napier said...

If we could just keep Cruise the Dwarf out of the public eye, it would be an ideal situation.

2:32 PM, June 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not being evil here just thinking of all possibilities and maybe the kid has a cleft lip or something so they don't want any media attention.

9:27 PM, June 30, 2006  

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