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6.30.2006

PARIS HILTON'S "TURN IT UP." IT'S A HOT NEW LOAD OF CRAP FOR YOUR FRIDAY!

I going to come straight out and admit that when it comes to music and Paris Hilton, I cannot be impartial. Straight up, I will never allow myself to (1) EVER like a song Paris Hilton does, just for the simple fact that it is Paris Hilton (2) EVER like a song starts that off with the person whispering in a baby voice "Ooooh, yeah, THAT'S HOT! Mmmmmm, yeeaaaah, Scott Storch!" I'm sorry, but I really have to draw the line somewhere. The folks over at AOL Music have an exclusive preview of Paris' new single "Turn it Up." Just like her first single "Stars are Blind" sounded like a cheap rip off of Blondie's "The Tide is High" or some random Gwen Stefani tune, this new single sounds like "Boys" from Britney Spears, down to the intro beat and whispering. Anyway, some of you may like it, so you be the judge if you dare. Listen here.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, I think I got through 33 seconds of that completely nauseating song(if that's what you want to call it). As my girl TW once said "she blows and so does her music..." AMEN sister!!!

10:11 AM, June 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW, one of the reasons I fell in love with this site was your lack of Paris posts. Please, I am begging you, go back to regular programming. Thanks!

10:58 AM, June 30, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 10:58- You've got a deal. I hate them as much as you do..I just like it when I have the opportunity to talk shit about her. But I hear ya, No more! (Until the next humiliating sex tape of her comes out of course) ;)

11:11 AM, June 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing what money can buy. In this case, Paris bought a whole lotta people with good engineering skills to enhance her voice and people that could come up with a good beat on a synthesizer. She doesn't even sing for crying out loud! She just breathes heavily and repeats the same five to eight words over and over. Maybe she should team up with Jessica "bimbo Simpson. Ick!
But, thanks TW for letting us listen to it.

1:24 PM, June 30, 2006  
Blogger Jeans said...

Hahaha! This is so awful! Unfortunately, there are people who will buy this. Boooo to them.

Thanks for the updates! :)

4:26 PM, June 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm whore- licious go back to wanking off random hollywood men for publicity. dirty slut

2:00 AM, July 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris posts aren't too bad unless it's all the time. Thanks for this one, with the link.

9:06 AM, July 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eeeeww...!!! I think I got as far as 35 seconds of it and the only thing in my head is HORRIBLE mental picture of her going down on some ramdom guy and passing her STD's around!!!! EEEWWWWW!!!

I don't think anything that comes out of her mouth should be listened without a condom on your ear!!!!

Girl's a SLUT!!

12:38 PM, July 02, 2006  
Blogger Rubygirl214 said...

Okay, this is HORRIBLE!!!!!!! It's so mega produced, it's ridiculous!! She's a skanky ho, and she should stick to what she knows: Homemade porn!!

5:44 PM, July 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris...

Gets to do about a half dozen careers the rest of us dream about!

TV show. Paid party VIP guest. Perfume line. Professional studio album. And a chance to help run the family business... IF she ever grows up.

meh!

8:43 PM, July 02, 2006  
Anonymous Victoria Principal said...

I hope Paris Hilton dies of AIDS. And when she does, I hope it's a slow painful and horrible death!!!

11:57 PM, July 05, 2006  
Blogger MzkULitz said...

i D0N`T KN0W WHY PE0PLE AD0RE HER. i THiNK SHE`S AN UGLY BiTCH WH0`S 0NLY FAM0US BECAUSE 0F HER PARENTS WEALTH. UGHHH.. i WATCHED HER SH0W WHERE SHE GETS STRANDED S0MEWHERE AND THE BiTCH DiDN`T EVEN KN0W Y0U CAN`T MiCR0WAVE A CAN/F0iL.. 0MG.. S0 0LD S0 DUMB

10:59 PM, July 22, 2006  

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