Crazy, crazy stuff is going down in this week's issue of The National Enquirer. As you can see by the cover they have a whole photo spread on stars with deadly eating disorders. YES! I LOVE when The National Enquirer does photo features like that or their infamous "stars with no make-up" and "stars with celulite" issues. Good stuff. Inside the issue it looks like we will finally find out who the real father of Michael Jackson's kids is, learn if Scott Peterson is going to get a new trial (must have something to do with that cuckoo bird pen pal juror!), get the dirt on a Taylor Hicks gay scandal (you know you've really made it big when you've got yourself a gay scandal!), PLUS ... Jessica and Nick's war has spread to their siblings, Bruce Willis has some love triangle going on, yet another confirmation that Britney has given Kevin the old heave-ho, Tom and Katie are now fighting over a parenting class and get this, Yoko "goes loco" while getting botox!