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Crazy, crazy stuff is going down in this week's issue of The National Enquirer. As you can see by the cover they have a whole photo spread on stars with deadly eating disorders. YES! I LOVE when The National Enquirer does photo features like that or their infamous "stars with no make-up" and "stars with celulite" issues. Good stuff. Inside the issue it looks like we will finally find out who the real father of Michael Jackson's kids is, learn if Scott Peterson is going to get a new trial (must have something to do with that cuckoo bird pen pal juror!), get the dirt on a Taylor Hicks gay scandal (you know you've really made it big when you've got yourself a gay scandal!), PLUS ... Jessica and Nick's war has spread to their siblings, Bruce Willis has some love triangle going on, yet another confirmation that Britney has given Kevin the old heave-ho, Tom and Katie are now fighting over a parenting class and get this, Yoko "goes loco" while getting botox!


Anonymous amy said...

TW-you were busy today! I'm curious about the father of MJ's kids. I'm interested in knowing who would allow (besides the crazy mom) any child to stay with MJ. Maybe that is why he's coming out? He wants the kids? Can't wait to see this one.

12:40 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the one with the black box over her that Posh?

When was Ashlee Simpson 75 lbs? Holy moley...

1:19 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

I love when they use pictures that are a YEAR OLD to demonstrate a point.....(rolling eyes)

1:32 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the 91 lb. chick in green Posh Spice? Me thinks so. Ah so much dirt, so little time to shovel.

1:36 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

If Ashlee Simpson is 70 lbs, then so am I.

8:37 PM, June 01, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Yah, the cover shot of ashlee is deceiving...they are talking about when she was 11 years old and she said she had an eating disorder, not present day. Here's what she said in an interview once:

"When I went to ballet school, I was around a lot of girls with eating disorders, and I actually had a minor one myself," she reveals in the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan, hitting newsstands December 13. "It was about six months of not eating too much at all. I was 11 and 5 feet 2 and about 70 pounds."

8:46 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm curious; is NE claiming that dear ol' Taylor Hicks is gay???? info pls :)

5:41 AM, June 02, 2006  
Blogger The Cybrarian said...

didn't they do a too-skinny celeb cover not even a month ago? Or am I thinking of the Star?

i too love celeb flaws, with the exception of when they ran A pic of Clint Eastwood's varicose veins. That image has scarred me for life.

7:28 AM, June 02, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

5:41- The NE has the info on their website. It's not interesting enough for me to make a post out of it, sorry:

10:05 AM, June 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just started subscribing to the tabs again after a long time (NE and Globe). They're arriving way after the newsstand release, sometimes a week or two late. (I know, my life's rough.) Wondered if anyone else had this problem. They used to be much more on top of it.

See, we need Tabloid Whore more than ever! : )

9:33 AM, June 03, 2006  

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