That chick who played Lisa Turtle on Saved By The Bell has decided to sue my favorite tabloid The National Enquirer. I guess last year they printed some article saying she was in the hospital for being some big 'ol coke head and Turtle is saying that ain't true. Turtle didn't do no blow. Oh sorry, I guess her real name is Lark Voorhies and her lawsuit claims the story about her playing with the magic pixie dust was "patently false and heinous," and humiliated her. According to MSN, she also alleges libel, invasion of privacy, unauthorized use of her image, name or voice and other claims. She even obtained a doctor's note saying she *sniff* was not in the hospital for cocaine abuse. But the best part of her lawsuit is that her lawyers called her a "famous and popular actress," that lost several "potential acting and hosting jobs." Shit, girlfriend should be happy her name appeared in print because in reality, has anyone heard or seen a peep about her since she stopped playing in the sandbox with Screech?