Ok, this is just creepy. In her upcoming interview with Maxim magazine (horrible cover by the way), Jessica Simpson reveals that she likes to kiss with her eyes open. She says, "I love to kiss with my eyes open, because I can take in the entire situation and know if I'm enjoying it or not." What??? Whaaat??? Kissing with your eyes open is something you do when you want to make your boyfriend laugh and if you do it for real you are a frickin' weirdo.