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6.15.2006

JESSICA SIMPSON LIKES TO LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S KISSING.


Ok, this is just creepy. In her upcoming interview with Maxim magazine (horrible cover by the way), Jessica Simpson reveals that she likes to kiss with her eyes open. She says, "I love to kiss with my eyes open, because I can take in the entire situation and know if I'm enjoying it or not." What??? Whaaat??? Kissing with your eyes open is something you do when you want to make your boyfriend laugh and if you do it for real you are a frickin' weirdo.


Source: PEOPLE

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love to kiss with my eyes open, try it you nun, you might like it!

11:03 AM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the pic of her in last weeks People? She's a needin' to stop the eatin'! C'mon TW, we all know she's a freak!

11:04 AM, June 15, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

11:03: you've been reading too much Cosmo magazine, "Kiss with your eyes wide open! He'll find it kinky!" Ha. Whatever. Plus, guys would probably enjoy a little nun outfit more than watching bug eyes hun.

11:30 AM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jess looks like a gargoyle... a gargoyle with breasts, but still.

11:35 AM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hate her, hate the Maxim cover....what did they do to her hair? Looks like her hair buddy really fucked up this time...

11:44 AM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonder what daddy thinks about jeesica's tits hanging out for the world to see...on the other hand, he probably likes it...YUCK!!!

11:49 AM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is nothing short of beautiful. Leave her alone.

6:00 PM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 6:00 - she is absolutely beautiful. But that Maxim cover is atrocious.

6:38 PM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her hair---it's a wig.

7:02 PM, June 15, 2006  
Blogger DrDiSaia said...

Like we needed to know this?

7:16 PM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lady Gargoyle. This is one of her better pictures.

8:19 PM, June 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is butt ugly!! I hate her!! Ashley looks so much better than Jessica since she got her nose job!! What a big mistake she made leaving Nick!! Team Nick

1:48 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that Hair and those boobs, Jessica Simpson is just Butt-Ugly, I hope Nick get all the money!

2:31 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Layla said...

She looks like Anita Bryant.

6:20 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kissing with your eyes closed is wierd.

9:57 PM, June 17, 2006  
Anonymous Goliano said...

That cover is HOTTT!

5:46 PM, June 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is so freakin' ugly!! And her boobs are saggy!! What a mistake she made leaving Nick, but at least now he can find someone hot!!

11:11 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saggy boobs?? WTF are you talking about? I HATE her hair but her tits look great...

11:49 AM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does it look like shes holding a yellow dildo?

1:50 PM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only old ladies have saggy boobs her boobs are real and real boobs drop don’t sag why do you people confuse one thing with another? Her boobs are real and they drop very beautifully because there not silicones!

11:04 PM, February 17, 2007  

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