"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing,"
Oh man, this comes as no surprise since there have been rumors of this for some time now, but Anna Nicole Smith is pregnant. Oh that poor, poor, child in her tummy. Seriously, I can't even imagine how that kid is going to have even close to a normal life because she still always seems so f&*ked up. Rush & Malloy is reporting that the baby daddy is some photographer named Larry Birkhead and that Anna's "lawyer" Howard K. Stern allegedly told the guy he better keep his lips zipped about the pregnancy. Birkhead told R&M, "I was told by Howard K. Stern to deny the pregnancy." "But I'm not denying it anymore for legal, moral and ethical reasons. I'm not denying she's pregnant, and I'm not denying I'm the father."
Anyway, for real, I could give a crap about anything she does except for the fact that she is bringing another baby with messed up parents into this world. Anna Nicole has posted an official video message on her website confirming the pregnancy, which you can watch HERE. Enjoy as she floats on a raft in her pool when she delivers the big news. Weird.