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6.16.2006

BRANDON DAVIS WEARS PRO "FIRECROTCH" T-SHIRT + CHECKS INTO REHAB.


Update: Looks like the fool finally got his ass to rehab afterall. In Touch has the following:
"In Touch has learned exclusively that Brandon Davis has checked into rehab to battle an addiction to cocaine and alcohol. "Yes, I am checking into rehab today," he told In Touch on the evening of June 15. "I am on my way right now." If this isn't enough for you about this loser, go to In Touch to read the entire story.
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Original Post:
Word is that the family of dumbass Brandon Davis wants him to get his ass in rehab pronto. He reportedly is resisting their attempts because he does not think he has a problem. Gee, imagine that. Looks like he also hasn't learned anything after being ridiculed for his disgusting rant about Lindsay Lohan, as TMZ had the above photo on their website of Brandon trying to make light of it by wearing a "Team Firecrotch" shirt. If Lindsay was wearing that t-shirt, then it would be funny ... Doughboy? Not so much.
Seems like Brandon isn't the only one joining "Team Firecrotch," The New York Observer says that when Davis went back to the scene of the crime, L.A.'s club Hyde, was turned down for entry. NYO says the exchange went a little something like this:
“Not tonight, Brandon,” was the verdict on Saturday from doorman at the nightclub Hyde.
“What are you talking about?” said Mr. Davis, according to an onlooker. Mr. Davis had, among others, his brother and Sonia Kinski, daughter of Nastassja, in tow.
The doorman said it again. “Not tonight, Brandon. Tonight’s not your night.”
Oh! Loves it!
Source: TMZ , NYO

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha!! this is too funny!!! is he trying to make up for the trash he talked before? still like the shirt though!!!

10:33 AM, June 16, 2006  
Blogger 2 Dollar Productions said...

Brandon Davis is a complete waste of space (and a lot of it at that) and someone should really just punch him in his fat stomach.

10:33 AM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about we never post about this scumbag again?

12:08 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't get over the fact that Nastassja Kinski's kid is old enough to go clubbing!

12:55 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is this person?

1:59 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold up!!! That's Natasha Kinski's kid? How how embarrassing for her!

3:09 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, who was he doing coke with?

3:14 PM, June 16, 2006  
Blogger The Cybrarian said...

oh no.. post more! I want to hear about this flabby a-hole's every humiliation!

8:07 PM, June 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nasty, filthy pig.

10:51 AM, June 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, that's not Nastassja's kid ... but she should keep her daughter away from that guy !

6:20 PM, June 17, 2006  
Blogger alligot said...

Get a free 'I love firecrotches' pin
right here http://alligotwasthistshirt.blogspot.com/
also get a 'Tori stole my man' 'Team Fire Crotch' 'Divorce Kevin' 'Save SPF' 'I love namibia' t-shirt

5:37 PM, June 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously lay off brandon, everyone has talked shit about someone they disliked. He just made the mistake of getting caught on film. Brandon is incredibly sexy and i'd really love to see half of the people slurring insults at him and what they look like.
-ashley

10:43 PM, July 24, 2006  

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