Tabloid Whore!



As the days inch closer to Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce being final, Star Magazine is reporting that the soon-to-be ex Mrs. Lachey is realizing that letting go of Nick could be the biggest mistake of her life (duh!). A source close to Jess tells Star that Jess has now seen the light and knows that she and Nick never had a fair chance at making their marriage work. She blames the fact that their relationship was under a microscope and filmed by cameras from day one (thanks papa Joe!). Since she has been apart form Nick, Jessica has allegedly only had flings with man whores the likes of Maroon 5's Adam Levine. The source adds that experiences like the one with Levine turned out to be a very rude awakening for dear Jess. She realized that most of the single guys out there are nothing like Nick, they don't want commitment, they only want to get their rocks off. Although he has been dating since he and Jessica filed for divorce, Nick has been very vocal about the fact that he is still in love with her, which leaves a glimmer of hope that the pair might reunite before it's too late. Can the marriage be saved before the divorce is final? Guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Source: Star Magazine (thanks to popbytes for hooking me up with the Star scoop!)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope she begs him back and he tells her to go pound sand...she's a selfish bitch and she should stick with what she's good, make up and taking bad advice from daddy...

12:37 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh puleeeeeeeeze..this is as much bullshit as when Nick said he still loved her and would take her back. Neither wants to look like the fuckwad to the public so they're both playing the sympathy card. Neither one of them gives a fat rat's ass about the other. Its all spin. From both of them. As JT would say, cry me a river, bitches!

4:44 AM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is sad.

8:01 AM, June 01, 2006  
Blogger Kat in da Hat said...

I want them back together.

11:38 AM, June 01, 2006  
Blogger d mumsie said...

Why doesn't she just call 'ol hubby and arrange a private meeting..? Duh, like they are both free to date..? har har.

3:15 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once.
There's also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn't wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause "Jessica's gonna love this!" and what did he get when she finally did come home..."I don't wanna see it" in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn't like was in it.......
Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn't even pretend she was enjoying it.
She was always whining when she didn't get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her.
A simple "Oh that's great honey!" goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough.
It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don't see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable.
Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts.
Normal fathers do not make those comments.
She's a spoiled daddy's girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter.
She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband.
Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.

6:52 PM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you marry a virginal child. Jessica went from being in high school and living with her parents to being a wife. She never got to run around and be a single girl in her 20s. Well now she is sowing her wild oats and banging guys left and right (Bam, Johnny Knoxville, Adam, etc.). ALLEGEDLY, as Kathy says.

Plus, Nick seems to have a thing for young, innocent girls. His GF before Jess was his high school girlfriend and they dated like 5 years or something. Then they broke up and he nabbed 17 year old Jess. Kinda creepy. He says he likes that she was so innocent and pure. Ewww!

6:27 AM, June 02, 2006  

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