In an event that Britney Spears would be crucified for, Brad Pitt was captured by photographers riding bikes with his children. Although cutie Maddox is smart enough to wear his riding gear, noticeably absent is a helmet on papa Pitt. Not to mention, he has Zahara strapped on his back, lets hope that adorable baby doesn't flop on out of Brad's back papoose ... Oh and she's facing forward too! The horror! Plus, look at those pants of Brads, they look mighty long, they could get caught in the bike chains and then they might crash and he and Zahara might go tumbling all over the cement. Oh, dear, Brad should really never take his children out for some fun because they could get hurt. Sound ridiculous? Exactly. And for those of you who are reading this and haven't realized I am being sarcastic (believe me, there are some of you), I am.