Tabloid Whore!



This week's Star Magazine is all about how many pounds celebrities are packing on, or taking off. They are saying that darling Katie Holmes has already lost 35 lbs just 2 weeks after giving birth. Ok, first off, they also said she weighed 175 when pregnant, which puts her around 140 now. 175 sounds kinda big to me for how small she was pre pregnancy, but o.k. Star Magazine, if you say so. Maybe it's her height or something. Also, so nice of the magazine to treat us to that shot of her maternity bra sticking out of her shirt again, thank you very much. Good Lord, Is nothing sacred anymore?

Also in this week's weight obsessed Star Magazine, Sean Penn has lost any smidgen of hotness he might have ever had back in the day (and picked up a tire off the side of the road), Janet Jackson is back to looking like the hot ass bitch we know and love (must be those coffee enemas again...mmm), and Tori Spelling is rumored to be (gasp!) pregnant! Thanks to my boy over at popbytes for sharing his exclusive Star stash with me, he's got more Star smack for your fix over at popbytes, so check, check, check, check it out!


Anonymous kristi said...

I'll tell you how she lost it, she took out the pillow. Viola.

7:06 PM, May 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do these ass holes claim to know she weighs 140 cracks me up! poor girl just gave birth...give her a break. thats why girls make themselves puke these days....

8:25 PM, May 10, 2006  
Anonymous Jake said...

Yes, you can lose 35 pounds in 2 weeks. Why don't you ask Margaret Cho how THAT worked out for her?Seriously, though, no one should should ever try to. But then again, I'm not taking any of this TomKat thing seriously.

(Love this blog!)

10:24 PM, May 10, 2006  
Blogger kally said...

how does janet do it? i just dont get it..

4:03 PM, May 11, 2006  

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