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5.30.2006

SHILOH PITT TO ENDURE YEARS OF TEASING AS PILOH SHITT. PLUS, JEN'S REACTION TO THE BIRTH.


Everyone is wondering how Jennifer Aniston reacted when she found out that Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to Brad's baby. Well, Life & Style magazine claims to have the inside scoop on this and reports that after much "careful consideration," Jen contacted Brad's manager and sent she & Vince's congratulations to the new parents. A friend close to Jen allegedly said, "Jen got the news late on Saturday afternoon." "And at first she was really surprised because she had heard it was going to be a boy. After some debate with Vince Jen decided to call Brad's manager and give congratulations from them both. "I think Jen is really proud of herself for swallowing her pride and getting over her personal feelings to pass on her best wishes to the whole family. But Jen also says she's as curious as anyone else to see what the baby looks like, and for her, that's where the real suspense is!"

Um, ok, first off ... big props if she really did send her congrats to the couple, that shows a really big person and if it's true, I love Jen even more for that. But, I highly doubt girlfriend would want to see what the baby looks like, unless she is secretly hoping Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is funny looking. If Jen is secretly upset about the whole Brad/Angie baby thing, she can take comfort in the fact that the kid is probably going to have a hard time on the playground one day. I can just see kids skipping around poor little Shiloh singing, "Shiloh Pitt is a Piloh Shitt!"
Source: Life & Style Weekly

46 Comments:

Blogger Trevor Pitt said...

Hahaha! That's funny. But I can only laugh for a few seconds. Being a Pitt myself, it's no walk in the park through most of elementary school. The "Arm Pitt" pun is used to so much excess that you either drop out of school or do what I did and start you're own puns before the other little turds' minds have a chance to catch up. As I've gotten older the variations have come more from mishearing or mistaken pronunciation. I don't know how many times I've ordered Chinese food and when I go to pick it up, "Tit" is written on the take-out bag. Oh well, at least my last name's not "Butts," "Cox" or even "Pitcock."

I hope lil Shiloh will honor the family name. ;)

9:18 PM, May 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But she will be a Piloh Jolie Shitt. Surely, jolly shit is better than regular shit? No?

6:10 AM, May 31, 2006  
Blogger Nunzia said...

LOL hadn't thought about it that way, but i seriously doubt that baby will be anything but gorgeous!

7:08 AM, May 31, 2006  
Blogger Piper said...

I still can't believe they named the baby that. Maddox and Zahara are at least cute names. Bleck... I've been blogging about it myself on my Feeding my Addictions blog :)

7:12 AM, May 31, 2006  
Blogger alliecat said...

Good Morning, TW!!! You have just put a smile on my face!! I still am snickering. I just posted your quote on my blog...check it out...I give my girl her props!!

8:53 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm proud of Jen for handling this entire situation with class. I doubt if anyone could handle such a difficult time with all eyes on you waiting for your every reaction. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I think she'll come out of this alright, I love seeing her with Vino - I'm sure they keep each other laughing. As for as Angie & Brad - well time will tell....but Angie doesn't have a good track record with relationships (not even her own parents) and Brad,....well WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, so I would tiptoe lightly on other peoples (Jen's) hearts.

9:09 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't she be curious as this is the man she once loved. My ex had a child a couple of years ago and I congratulated him and yes I was very curious as to what that baby looked like (if it had his eyes, etc.) I'm positive Jenn can't take out any hurt feelings on an innocent baby. Life moves on as she has. Let's all be a *ahem* little more mature towards an innocent child please. Good grief. I hope they are all happy.

9:28 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous mst3k4evr said...

Sad that I never even thought of that nickname until you mentioned it. That's the sign of being a "grown up", I guess. :)

10:29 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous parissucksliterally said...

Piloh Shitt is hilarious!!!

I disagree with everyone saying this will be the most beautiful baby ever.....people seem to forget that Brad has bad skin, Angie had a nose job, and sometimes kids inherit the parents "off" features instead of the good ones. Time will tell.......I just hope the baby gets to grow up in one place- not getting shleepped all over the world.....kids need ROUTINE for security...........but I do wish them joy and health.....

10:33 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous AB said...

hahahha... I want to laugh at the anonymous person who said Angelina had a nose job...

I'm thrilled for Angelina and Brad's new baby.

Yes, so damn true!!! What goes around comes around, so watch what YOU say!!

1:48 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't get over the fact that Shilo is the name of a dog.

2:22 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maniston is too shallow to send congrats. nuff said.

2:41 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that Shiloh is a bar and grill near the University of Missouri, where Brad attended. I like the thought that Brad named his kid after a bar.

http://www.visitcolumbiamo.com/web/things_to_do/dining.php

2:47 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous maniston said...

who the fuck said angelina jolie had a nose job? areyou dumber than a sack of bricks? or are u just deaf blind and stupid?
angelina did not have a nose job you dumbass, that was jennifer maniston who did.

are you seriously that deranged and stupid?
you can look at ANY pic of jolie from a child to now, shes always had the cutest small nose. and brad is perfection, oh he had bad skin lol who cares, its not even that bad compared to half of the celebs and its not likely the baby will get that.

plus
i hate how people blame brad for dumping maniston. Maniston was a selfish whore who was too obsessed with movies to GIVE brad the one thing he wanted.. a baby.
THEY WERE SEPERATED SECRETLY on a "Trial seperation" for almost a year they said before they divorced. it wasn't no shocker, he didnt' just leave her for angelina, they got distant because maniston signed herself up for 5 YEARS of movie contracts after friends when she told brad she'd have a baby SOON as friends ended. but her movie career is more important than her hus band and a chance to have a family. she deserves it. plus , ewww if brad had kids with that woman????? THEY MIGHT GET JENS OLD NOSE, PRE SURGERY, or her chin. brad pitt is much too good looking to have spawn of manistons. angelina is a million times better looking in every single way and having kids with brad is going to create the most insanely beautiful child. and even if it isnt, it might be akward looking like jolie was at a young young girl it'll grow to be the most insanely hot specimen.
just watch
pcee

3:32 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard to say what reaction JA would have... she's always saying how the press misreports everything, so if she did call to pass along good wishes, that sounds good. I doubt that if she's curious to see the baby, she'd even share that as part of her story. Remember, just sending congratulations is the main thing after such a rocky split.

There might be a certain curiousity to seeing the baby... I don't know. I can't imagine she'd go out of her way to see photos. Why bother? Too much pain, even if everyone *has* tried to move past it and move on.

4:13 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, that has to be the most photoshopped pic of all time.

5:38 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pilo Shitt---who cares?Why is it such a big deal that these 2 useless arrogant uneducated hillbillys have a kid? Look at that Brad Shitt--he's a just a poor example of man-kind spoiled little cheater who the world can do without. There's a million kids born every day to a lot of nice worthwhile people. We don't hear about them.. Who gives a Shitt?

11:02 PM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heehee pile o' shit!!!!! thats a great one!!! i need to stop holding my sides before i can continue... ok...honestly, if jen did give her congrats, mad props to her. but im still team jolie!!!
i wonder if the baby will be pretty or fug?

5:21 AM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jen's stupid. Why would you call and give congrats to the most beautiful couple in the world (thanx to her bad marriage skills) and sign it from Vince (her big fat obnoxious fiance)? That's not class it's just stupid. Does she think Angelina cares? Pretty sad that she'll do anything to have this story include her. Will she offer to babaysit next?

6:54 AM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Angelina cares (and why wouldn't she), we also have to ask why did she have Pitt's baby out of wedlock. And, before he was officially divorced. I'm sure she appreciates getting a kind word from the ex. If it actually happened, and in time, we'll hear if it was a real story or just made up. I can see anyone, a star or whoever, showing common courtesy to acknowledge someone's new baby.

As for the Pitt-Aniston marriage, it took two people to undo it. He's gotta be a very, very, very selfish guy. Good looks just don't make up for it.

Still can't stand him....

11:33 AM, June 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eww as if no one gets a baby out of wedlock? Are you that clean?? who are you kidding??! Get a life!

To those who can't say anything good about two people in love watch out your own life! The only sad thing is Brad and Angie is in the Movie industry. The good thing is, you never heard Angie complain about serving UN. And she doesn't mind about all the fuss about her life, because she deserves happiness. In all it's worth, She deserves to have her own baby. Unlike Jennifer Aniston who's all sucked in acting but can't act out real good in her own life as a WIFE in the first place to Brad. And look at that chin, she's getting any thinner...isn't it a sign of insecurity and bitterness? Oh well she can't do better than give her greetings as if that would matter at all. Angie and Brad is oblivious to their own happiness to really care about Jen's life. She has to move on! It seems she's still stucked! The baby Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is such a unique and lovely name and everyone ,including those who have negative comments on this,will witness the face that would change the World as she will be the next UN princess! Angie will be a great mom and they will serve UN Humanitarian Mission.

4:34 PM, June 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because a baby has attractive parents, it doesn't mean that the child will be blessed with great looks. I find Angelina's father unattractive and Brad's family, especially the siblings, are just average looking. I actually feel sorry for her because imagine she isn't as attractive as her mother. People will never let her forget it. She has a hell of a lot to live up to.

5:34 AM, June 03, 2006  
Anonymous JEN said...

YOU ARE HUMAN SHIT. NOT SHILOH. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ANGEL

10:13 PM, June 04, 2006  
Blogger gitsum said...

Ok so Shiloh is a Hebrew name meaning Peaseful one. None of you know Brad Angelina or Jen so none of you know anything about the divorce or the reasons why or anything else. You should all get lives.

6:17 PM, June 05, 2006  
Anonymous jenjenrn said...

The baby is gorgeous just like her mother. The MOST important thing is that she will be beautiful on the inside. Compassionate,loving, strong, generous, NONJUDGEMENTAl. This is the environment Angie and Brad will provide Shiloh and her siblings. Give me a freakin break people, No one is perfect, they deserve all the happiness in the world! ( Give Brad a break too! Why should he have stayed in an unhappy childless marriage)

5:54 PM, June 06, 2006  
Anonymous SUE said...

HEY, LEAVE JENIFER ANISTON ALONE. SHE ALREADY MOVE ON. LEAVE BRAD AND ANGIE ALONE TOO

6:59 PM, June 06, 2006  
Anonymous STEVE said...

HEY, YOU MANISTON IS SO SELFISH. SHE CARE HOW MANY FILM SHE GOING TO MAKE. HOW MUCH MONEY SHE EARN. THAT WHY BRAD FIND ANOTHER WOMEN TO MAKE BABY FOR HIM . HE IS OLD AT 42. HE CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!

7:06 PM, June 06, 2006  
Anonymous hj said...

When a bloke leaves his sexy hot wife for another woman and has a baby with said new woman, something was not quite right with the first sexy hot wife. I'm sorry but I raised a curious eyebrow when they split but he's a daddy to the new messiah hottie jolie, jen can have vince. maybe she didn't want stretch makrs or her career was really taking off. besides there is nothing sexier than a man who likes kids, especially benetton kids.

9:09 PM, June 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's even funnier is in Swedish...

Kilo (as in Kilogram) is pronounced "Shilo" and Pitt means cock...

5:01 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI, but did y'all know that Shiloh is also the place where over 24,000 men got slaughtered during the Civil War? Peaceful one my butt! :-) I guess Brad and Angie didn't study American History.....

5:28 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Joanne said...

Joanne says
Brad like all men - never happy. It's 100% certain that the jolie-pitt camp will split within the next 4 years MAX so my pity lies with the poor children already.. Jolie is very troubled, Brad just adores himself and yet is now getting insecure as he's getting on lets face it! A complete recipe fir disaster. Poor poor shiloh.

6:21 AM, June 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't really care either way but the name Shiloh will always remind me of book about an abused little dog. Rock on celeb baby names!

4:19 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ever is defending angie and brad are all scumbags! brad is a piece of shit who left his beautiful wife for a whore (angie!). yeh whatever.... they have a baby, so what! everyone else does too. and just because the parents are the most sexiest doesnt mean that the baby will be too. i mean it could backfire!
whatever anyone has to say, fuck the person who said that angie didnt have a nose job. even if she didnt she is still a bitch, a whore and slut!

5:35 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck all of you who think the brangelina are right! the baby is not innocent, it was their parents fault who fucked like crazy dogs to have her.

5:39 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i do not understand why people think they are entitled to an opinion on other people's lives, and that we are entitled to see pics of their private endeavors (the baby). but i also do not understand why people magazine would pay $4 million for the pics of the baby. supply and demand i suppose. it just baffles me that people are so bored with there own lives, or dissatisfied, whichever it may be, that they must know all about other people's lives. then these people think they "know" the stars, which in all reality, you know nothing about them and are forming an opinion based on what someone wrote or said about them. i am sure most all of you have had a rumor spread about you and wouldn't want someone to judge and not like you because of it...keep that in mind when you are referring to these people. that baby also did not ask to be brought into this world, and it is defenseless. the way this world is...she IS going to have alot to live up to...or she will rebel against it. only time will tell...

10:10 PM, June 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just recently learned that Shiloh might not be Brad's baby. The slut has told a pal that she was sleeping with another man when she and Pitt were together. This is getting interesting. Just shows that she will never be satisfied with one person. Poor kids.

12:40 AM, June 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE PITTY PARTY OF THE YEAR!!!

WHO: THAT TALENTLESS TRANNY CHINNIFER MANISTON

WHERE:HER MALIBU MANSION, OR HER HAIR STYLIST'S HOUSE, WHICH EVER SHE IS AT.

WHEN: AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!! (CAN LAST FOR MONTHS)

WHAT TO BRING: KLEENEX, TISSUES, BON BONS,CHOCOLATE CAKE!! ALL OF YOUR FAVE CHINNIFER MOVIES ON DVD, LIKE LEPRACHAUN, DERAILED, RUMOR HAS IT. AND ANYTHING OPRAH!!

GIFTS: PLEASE LEAVE A SMALL DONATION IN HONOR OF MANISTON. DON'T WORRY, PROCEEDS WON'T GO TO CHARITY, IT WILL GO TO FUND HER LAVISH TRIPS WITH HER BOYFREIND VINCE TO HOTEL RESORTS, & TRIPS TO THE CASINO.

ACTIVITES: DRESS CASUAL. WE WILL WALK DOWN TO A BONFIRE AND THROW OLD PICTURES OF BRAD INTO IT. ALSO, ANY MAGAZINE OR NEWSPAPER CLIPPING OF ANGELINA WILL BE SET ABLAZED. HER SMALL CHILDREN TOO. AND EVEN THE BABY!!!!!

PLEASE RSVP SOON AND FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ANY PATHETIC REVENGE SUGGESTIONS!!

11:30 AM, June 10, 2006  
Anonymous JEN said...

WHO CAR ANISTON

8:57 AM, June 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how pathetic people must be to make fun of a baby's name. Shiloh is a beautiful name and she's testimony of two people's love for each other. Sad to see jealous insecure ppl cant handle it.

9:11 AM, June 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shiloh will grow up to be a very pretty girl...a person who is famous since birth...since fetus time!!! Long Live Brangelina...i'm expecting for more hot babies to come!!!

11:45 PM, June 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll admit I have no life and read all the trashy celeb mags. And I am a huge fan of all 3 of these people. I was mad as hell when the whole Brangelina thing came about, but then again, as stated above, I have no life. Anyway, now I am changing my mind. Everyone deserves to be happy. I hope they have a great life and adopt many more children and raise them to be as giving as Angelina. I also hope Jennifer is happy with whoever she chooses and surely she will someday be a great parent as well. By the way, I think Shiloh is a great name, but I also think the twists on the name are funny. I am sure when Jen chooses to have kids people will come up with things to say about their names as well.And I will be here to read about them as well.

11:48 PM, June 22, 2006  
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3:07 AM, June 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure jolie and pitt were aware of the contradicting connotations of the name shiloh. but the published reasoning - that it is a hebrew word for peace and, i believe, princess - is a beautiful one. both parents are giving and involved with global efforts to aid famine, poverty, etc. their personal actions aside, these actions for the good of people are amazing. i have kept up with the story, but i have also kept up with what they do in war-torn regions of africa, etc. as far as i am concerned, those are more telling of their characters. i have no way of knowing anything about these people personally, but i am moved and inspired by their actions in recent months and years.

7:03 PM, June 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish Brad, Ang, Mad, Zah, & Shi the best life and all the happiness ... they deserve it

7:32 PM, July 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because Aniston played the good-girl Rachel in friends doesnt mean she is one.
She is the one who has a really bad history with her mother. Brad spent years fixing it but no success. Did not talk to her mom for years. Just because her mom showed her fat pitures to reporters before her numerous surgeries and her collapsing in set several times due to unprecedented dieting to stay thin to compete with Gwyneth Paltrow and other Brad's ex.

8:20 AM, September 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think that brad and jen made a very nice couple. i really dont think angie and brad are going to make it in the long run. also the baby will be a very cute little girl because her mom is very pretty but she might get some of her dad too. not that he isnt, (and this is my opinion)hot. but i dont think i would want to look like him. well i cant wait to see her grow up.

oh yeah and dont worry jen youll find a better guy not selfish i would put it!!!

11:37 AM, December 30, 2006  

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