Tabloid Whore!



Anyone who was worried about Michelle Rodriguez when she was locked up in the pokey for a few days, direct your concern somewhere else. Ok, ok, I know that there really was no one on the planet who worried about Michelle doing time because no one in their right mind would think that tough ass bitch couldn't hold her own in jail. Now that she is a free woman again, Michelle is speaking about her experience and how much she loved the bonding, love and pillow fights.
She says, "It was so cool. I love people, and it was a primal crew. The only thing that keeps them going is fighting for salt and making dice out of soap. "It was an amazing experience. I wouldn't take it back for anything. "I have a really good belief in destiny. It's, like, if I'm gonna be killed in there, I'm gonna be killed in there. But people were cool. "I represent the people, you know what I mean? If somebody picks on me, they'll get what's coming. I didn't have to handle myself is what I'm saying. I had love in there. People got where I'm coming from." And what did she do to pass the time? "Drawing pictures for everybody on their shirts. Writing poetry. And singing show tunes with the girls... I'm not surprised they kicked me out early."
Hello my darling! Hello my sweetheart! Hello my ragtime girl! Damn! if only I had that much love during my time in the clink.


Blogger The Humanity Critic said...

I love me some

2:56 PM, May 12, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

Sweet baby jesus how I love this woman...picking jail over helping old people...making friends in the pokey....and singing showtunes!!! I believe Madam Michelle might be worthy of my LMFP worship.

Someone give this jailbird a reality show!

6:19 PM, May 12, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isnt' she just swell?

6:20 PM, May 12, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. I wish me and Michelle could spend some time together. She'd prolly hold me in a headlock if I tried to get her alone. Damn. I'll bet Lil Kim's wishing she was her right now.

12:23 AM, May 13, 2006  
Blogger jem said...

michelle is a biotch and she scares me. im glad she got killed off. now she can go back to being a d-list wanna-be and walking the dirty steets.
btw i love your blog. u are hilarious. perfect way to spend a weekend! its great i dont even have to read the tabloids now.

9:15 PM, May 13, 2006  

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