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I know, I know ... you're thinking, not ANOTHER Michelle Rodriguez jail story. Well sorry, but Michelle is heading back to the pokey for 60 days for violating her probation. She also has to take part in a 30-day alcohol rehabilitation program and her probation was extended by two years. This time around, she'll be going into the Los Angeles County jail as opposed to her 2 1/2 days served last month in an Oahu jail. Please! Someone make a reality show out of this NOW! Let's face it, the jail in L.A. is going to slightly different from the jail in Hawaii, which was probably filled with woman caught by Dog The Bounty Hunter for jumping bail and doing Ice. There are some scary, tough, bitches in Los Angeles County jail, so Michelle better get ready to make some new friends. Ah, seriously, I still think she is a tough ass chick who can definitely hold her own. I'm not worried about that girl at all, she'll make the best of it. Damn, hopefully she will do the same things with the women in the L.A. jail as she did in Oahu, which consisted of singing show tunes, drawing on the inmate's shirts, writing poetry and making dice out of soap. Michelle must start serving her 60 days before the end of the month. I hope she doesn't get into any fights or is forced to be Bertha's jail house bitch or something like that. Most importantly, let's hope she finally learns that driving under the influence is a stupid ass thing to do. Aside from that Michelle, you rock!
Source: People


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing about LA County Jail (from what I've heard)no matter how
tough you think you are, there's
always somone tougher, she goes in
there with that toughgirl movie stuff, she'll get stuck in the neck, she can't take on everyone.
This ain't Hawaii.

11:20 AM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's trash.....the end.

2:55 PM, May 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I admit it, I'm a little naive...but what exactly is Ice?

5:56 PM, May 23, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 5:56, it's drug slang for crystal meth and I only know that from watching dog the bounty hunter, mind you. ;)

5:59 PM, May 23, 2006  

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