HALLELUJAH! ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH.
Thank the sweet baby Jesus, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally had their baby! Angie gave birth in Africa on the night of May 27th to a baby girl named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. I am shocked that the world did not shake, stop or explode when baby Jolie-Pitt finally passed through Angie's vagina (hmm...maybe she DID have that rumored C-section). Congratulations to the whole little Jolie-Pitt family, but man, I am happy as shit that this baby watch is finally over. Whoooooopie!
Source: People
Source: People
posted by Tabloid Whore! at 5/27/2006
17 Comments:
So sick of Brad Pitt. Uber-moron, selfish fool.
Oh no TW, not by a long shot is this over. We will be force fed more pictures of this baby than any other child in the history of the world. Everytime this child blinks we will know.
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I'm afraid Amy is right. If anyone didn't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston before, they should now.
I actually shake my head at what this guy has done in 17 months. Announce his divorce, coordinate a photo spread, dated/lied about the co-star, adopt her kids and impregnate her (before the divorce was final).
I'm sure Jen and Brad both contributed to the divorce. She's probably like anyone when their needs aren't met... they turn into shrews. Big nags.
But could the Pittwit be any more cruel in his handling of his new life? Talk about ruthless.
What goes around comes around. We'll wait eagerly for the final chapter on this dork.
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What a great day, somewhere between 3 to 5 MILLION dollars will go to UNICEF to help children around the world b/c of this birth, Very generous.
Amen......
Honestly, your comments make me laugh. You comment as if you KNOW these people. YOU DON'T!!! You only know what little crap their publicists are feeding you--- and you are buying it. These people are human and humans make mistakes, get over it. However, you NEVER know the ENTIRE story between 2 people's personal relationship, only the people involved do.
Congrats to Angie and Brad on their new baby. Hope they enjoy all the wonderful firsts with their new daughter.
Now that this has finally happened, how long will it be before Tom Cruise finally shows off "baby" Suri?
Please. Don't be so reactionary. What you wrote is exactly the point of my post. Read it again. It takes 2 to end a marriage.
Brad Pitt is judged for the actions which preceeded his divorce. Please don't tell me it's his life and he can do what he wants. Obviously it's his life, blah, blah.
Selling a 30-page photo spread of a wife-and-family mockup while denying they were in a relationship, and then impregnating a woman before his divorce is final? You're very generous. That's all I can say.
And yeah. Dig the $5 mill to charity. That's nice. Angie won't stick with this chump. We'll read it here first and really know he has half a brain.
((However, you NEVER know the ENTIRE story between 2 people's personal relationship))
Suri vs. Shiloh!
Celebrity Baby Death Match!!!
All I have to say is......Thank God the babies (Tom's and Angelina's) are born, now maybe we can move on?? I can't stand Angelina and Brad.
Who cares. Just another f'd up kid we'll be hearing about in 17 or so years on sites like this one, and all over the papers and all over TV.
Brad and Jen been divoced for how long 7 months?
Jennifer's got a lot going for her. Looks, class, and charm.
Angelina has looks, and I suppose some charm, but withot class, all you have is trailor trash with charisma, just about the same as a good hooker.
Refuse to respect a woman that rools around with a married man, and isn’t WOMAN enough to stand up and say, yeah I did it.
Whoo Hoo, I can rest easily now that that's ove. I haven't slept nights since I heard the news.....yawn!
You would think that celeb's had the inside track on having children the way the world awaits the imminent news of the birth of their children.
Oh, I guess it's not classy to help underprivileged children? And Jenn classy? aaaaah, hmmmmmmmmmm, why? I don't get it. What does she do to benefit the human race. Nothing.
Move along nothing else to see here.
Sorry to say but their marriage was over way before Angie. Ask Mr. Pitt's boyfriends.
I think they are so good looking that their babe will come out just average. It happens alot...
"Anonymous said...
What a great day, somewhere between 3 to 5 MILLION dollars will go to UNICEF to help children around the world b/c of this birth, Very generous."
Gag, I guess this makes it okay to be a whore, a liar and a crazy slut.
Many movie stars give money.
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