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5.27.2006

HALLELUJAH! ANGELINA JOLIE GIVES BIRTH.


Thank the sweet baby Jesus, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally had their baby! Angie gave birth in Africa on the night of May 27th to a baby girl named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. I am shocked that the world did not shake, stop or explode when baby Jolie-Pitt finally passed through Angie's vagina (hmm...maybe she DID have that rumored C-section). Congratulations to the whole little Jolie-Pitt family, but man, I am happy as shit that this baby watch is finally over. Whoooooopie!
Source: People

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sick of Brad Pitt. Uber-moron, selfish fool.

11:59 PM, May 27, 2006  
Anonymous amy said...

Oh no TW, not by a long shot is this over. We will be force fed more pictures of this baby than any other child in the history of the world. Everytime this child blinks we will know.

7:39 AM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I'm afraid Amy is right. If anyone didn't feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston before, they should now.

I actually shake my head at what this guy has done in 17 months. Announce his divorce, coordinate a photo spread, dated/lied about the co-star, adopt her kids and impregnate her (before the divorce was final).

I'm sure Jen and Brad both contributed to the divorce. She's probably like anyone when their needs aren't met... they turn into shrews. Big nags.

But could the Pittwit be any more cruel in his handling of his new life? Talk about ruthless.

What goes around comes around. We'll wait eagerly for the final chapter on this dork.

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10:08 AM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great day, somewhere between 3 to 5 MILLION dollars will go to UNICEF to help children around the world b/c of this birth, Very generous.

10:13 AM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen......

11:04 AM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, your comments make me laugh. You comment as if you KNOW these people. YOU DON'T!!! You only know what little crap their publicists are feeding you--- and you are buying it. These people are human and humans make mistakes, get over it. However, you NEVER know the ENTIRE story between 2 people's personal relationship, only the people involved do.

Congrats to Angie and Brad on their new baby. Hope they enjoy all the wonderful firsts with their new daughter.

12:37 PM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anon666 said...

Now that this has finally happened, how long will it be before Tom Cruise finally shows off "baby" Suri?

5:20 PM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please. Don't be so reactionary. What you wrote is exactly the point of my post. Read it again. It takes 2 to end a marriage.

Brad Pitt is judged for the actions which preceeded his divorce. Please don't tell me it's his life and he can do what he wants. Obviously it's his life, blah, blah.

Selling a 30-page photo spread of a wife-and-family mockup while denying they were in a relationship, and then impregnating a woman before his divorce is final? You're very generous. That's all I can say.

And yeah. Dig the $5 mill to charity. That's nice. Angie won't stick with this chump. We'll read it here first and really know he has half a brain.

((However, you NEVER know the ENTIRE story between 2 people's personal relationship))

10:21 PM, May 28, 2006  
Blogger TL said...

Suri vs. Shiloh!

Celebrity Baby Death Match!!!

11:05 PM, May 28, 2006  
Blogger alliecat said...

All I have to say is......Thank God the babies (Tom's and Angelina's) are born, now maybe we can move on?? I can't stand Angelina and Brad.

8:42 AM, May 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares. Just another f'd up kid we'll be hearing about in 17 or so years on sites like this one, and all over the papers and all over TV.

4:45 PM, May 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brad and Jen been divoced for how long 7 months?

Jennifer's got a lot going for her. Looks, class, and charm.

Angelina has looks, and I suppose some charm, but withot class, all you have is trailor trash with charisma, just about the same as a good hooker.

Refuse to respect a woman that rools around with a married man, and isn’t WOMAN enough to stand up and say, yeah I did it.

12:15 AM, May 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoo Hoo, I can rest easily now that that's ove. I haven't slept nights since I heard the news.....yawn!

You would think that celeb's had the inside track on having children the way the world awaits the imminent news of the birth of their children.

7:40 AM, May 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I guess it's not classy to help underprivileged children? And Jenn classy? aaaaah, hmmmmmmmmmm, why? I don't get it. What does she do to benefit the human race. Nothing.

Move along nothing else to see here.

9:36 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to say but their marriage was over way before Angie. Ask Mr. Pitt's boyfriends.

9:37 AM, May 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they are so good looking that their babe will come out just average. It happens alot...

12:19 AM, June 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

What a great day, somewhere between 3 to 5 MILLION dollars will go to UNICEF to help children around the world b/c of this birth, Very generous."

Gag, I guess this makes it okay to be a whore, a liar and a crazy slut.

Many movie stars give money.

1:45 PM, June 10, 2006  

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