Tabloid Whore!

5.26.2006

APOLOGY, SCHMOLOGY. BRANDON DAVIS IS STILL A DICKWAD.

Flashback! Ugh, why Mischa, why??

After Brandon Davis was raked over the coals by *everyone* (hee hee) last week for his verbal assault on Lindsay Lohan, the dear lad has decided to give her a cough, cough, "public apology." According to Page Six, Davis said, "My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable." "What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week." Whatever. He's still a fat, stupid oily son-of-a-bitch who hangs out with trash and doesn't know how to make his own money.
Source: Page Six

10 Comments:

Anonymous greasy brandon said...

his family probably threatened to disown him if a public apology wasn't issued, hence the scramble spin doctoring. what a sorry piece of shit. i'm no lohan fan by any means but i'm on team firecrotch on this one.

10:51 AM, May 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am speechless in regard to the photo.

11:06 AM, May 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to go vomit now...his flabby body is making me almost as sick as his reprehensible behavior.

1:19 PM, May 26, 2006  
Blogger The Cybrarian said...

Hey, it's Nice n' Easy Natural Black #124!

1:48 PM, May 26, 2006  
Blogger lisa. said...

please tell me that's an old picture. if misha and brandon are back together i'm going to have to hate her

2:48 PM, May 26, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

lisa- yep, it's old. thank god. just wanted to give everyone a nice flashback.

3:00 PM, May 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too.little.too.late.fattie.

12:59 PM, May 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are both so nasty! but i kinda like lindsay because she doesn't care.

12:16 AM, June 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.teamfirecrotch.net has the full team firecrotch news and shirts with lindsay lohan,paris hilton, nicole richie and brandon davis videos and clothes its so funny the fire crotch site i loved it

10:11 PM, September 05, 2006  
Blogger Marissa said...

i just wanted to know if it was true that Mischa and Benjimain McKenzie really went out??? cuz i heard that when the OC was like in the 2n season

4:52 PM, October 17, 2006  

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