Tabloid Whore!



Check it out folks! Here's the fabulous new cover of the upcoming issue of The National Enquirer (hitting newsstands tomorrow!). It looks like they've got a lot of excitement packed into this latest issue. Oh dear, look at poor Liz Taylor, from the looks of things and that headline, I'm worried she may be kicking the bucket soon. Oh I hope not! I wish she could make a recovery like Liza Minnelli did a few years back, but I'm not holding out too much hope. The National Enquirer will also have the scoop on what is going on with Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman, oh I so want them to get married and Nicole to be happy! It may be a while for that because they have a story about Keith calling off their wedding because he is really focusing on staying off the alcohol and drugs, which has been quite the struggle for him. The couple is still together (phew!) but it's reportedly been a little too overwhelming and intense for Keith and he's not quite ready to commit. Plus, NE has the EXCLUSIVE story on Ms. Ashlee Simpson getting a nose job last week. Seems like she got rid of that famous "Simpson bump" her and Jessica used to be oh so proud of and had the sucker smoothed out. Ashlee has been looking great lately since she has more or less turned herself into "mini-Jessica," so I bet this little procedure made her look even better. Lastly, will the Natalee Holloway case ever be solved? Will those folks in Aruba ever find that girl's body? I love my true life crime stories and have been really intrigued by this story and what really happened to this girl. Granted, I have not even become as close to being obsessed with it like I was with the Laci/Scott Peterson case, but this one is pretty good and The National Enquirer always has the latest secret scoop on these type of cases. I love it!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw Liz Taylor being interviewed on some show or the other, and she didn't look or seem ready to kick the bucket. She's definitely not spry and was in a wheelchair, but she was out and about. She was saying how handsome Johnny Depp is. I think she might have just met him at this event, whatever it was.

10:53 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashlee has become a lot prettier. Ashlee is growing into her own person and is more comfortable with herself.
However, there's just something not right with Jessica's face anymore. It looks tired, stiff, and aged now.

12:39 AM, April 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keith Urban is a dog. Fame and money just can't cover that up. Nicole could do better IMO.

10:51 AM, April 30, 2006  

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