Tabloid Whore!



I really don't believe this story much, but the thought of it is too hilarious that I had to tell you about it. In Touch is reporting that Jessica Simpson (25) is planning on adopting children and hopes to have 2 by the time she is 28 (bad idea.) They also say she would like to fund an orphanage in Mexico (very good idea). It sounds like something will be happening very soon regarding the orphanage as her rep confirmed to In Touch, "A big plan is in the works and an announcement will be made shortly." Hey, I think it's a great idea for Jessica to use some of that money she has to help kids in need. That is much more admirable than going shopping every day with Ken Paves if you ask me. But please, please, don't let this woman adopt a child right now. This is someone who admitted on Newlyweds that she never bathed or brushed her puppy dog's hair (see above)...ya think she can handle a baby? Gaw! She couldn't even handle her marriage. So please, Jessica, help the children and donate a lot, a lot of money. But if you want to adopt one, please wait at least 10 more years and grow up first. Leave the adopting to people who know what they are doing and also are aware of the fact that baths are important for everyone.


Anonymous Sun said...

TW, this makes me SICK. I am all for adopting, but if this false, stupid, closet-drug-case idiot is allowed to adopt a child and a hard working, financially stable, educated gay couple cannot - I am moving to Canada.

11:45 AM, April 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In mexico you raise and make money by sponsering "orphans".. she and daddy are in it for some added income.. Churches fight over the right to sponser them.. Everyone will run from her outstretched palm, and begging speach real quick.. trust me.

12:59 PM, April 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt she will ever actually adopt. She's much too into herself to do that. She's saying this shit to make herself seem like she's ready to settle down and not be selfish, but Nick was just a bad husband. Whatever, ho.

10:55 AM, April 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello? This is to COVER UP the fact that she WAS preggo and not Nick's (this is the reason for the divorce) and rumors were flying so Papa Simpson has come up with this one. Fucking loser family! I like the fact that they say "The Simpson family has SECRETLY donated to orphanages in Mexico for years" YEAH RIIIIIGHT... if you want something to be a secret you don't go blabbing it when your slut daughter just had an abortion.

10:01 PM, April 05, 2006  

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