Tabloid Whore!



PEOPLE is reporting that 2 inside sources have told the magazine that the Cruise/Holmes baby has been born! KATE! HOLD ON TO THAT BABY!!!! GUARD IT WITH YOUR LIFE!


The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.

The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed. MORE: AP

I am still not crazy about the name. Sorry. And Tom, what up with a Scientologist giving the baby a Hebrew name? Trying to stick it to Katie's devout Catholic father even more?


Anonymous Anonymous said...


4:11 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course you don't like the name,
you're an earthling.

4:51 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm..would that be a boy or a girl's name? topic, sorry, but TW, how friggin' short is Chris Daughtry? He's shorter than Ryan!

5:32 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooooooooohhh, on the same day as Brooke's baby girl????? There weren't any weird blackouts exactly 9 months ago, were there? If both their kids end up with shocking white hair...

5:35 PM, April 18, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

5:32, ha. i am on the west coast so i haven't seen daughtry yet...will look closely tonight. He cannot be shorter than ryan, ryan must be standing on a box! Updated post...the baby is a girl. thank god, i can't imagine a boy with that name.

5:35, ahhh! yes! Brooke! I feel bad, I wasn't excited about her giving birth so I didn't write about it. sorry Brooke. Great parrallel though...the irony is toooo much.

5:46 PM, April 18, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. Suri's not a bad name. I haven't seen any pics of the baby but a better name would prolly be something along the lines as Specimen#210 from Mercury or something. Or maybe the silent birth was easy on Katie cos all she was doing was pushing out a pillow. haha.

5:53 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TW, when Chris is standing next to Ryan tonight you definitely realize he's a very small man. Worse than that shrimp, Bo Bice : )

6:03 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats! I would prefer a mini Tom, but a girl is sweet for Tom, he will find peace again, I love Suri! it means Princess in hebrew and red rose in Persan, so sweet!

6:53 PM, April 18, 2006  
Anonymous Cait said...

I think the name sounds sweet, atleast it isn't Hubbard or whatever else was rumored.

7:55 PM, April 18, 2006  
Blogger danni said...

Hmmm, does the name mean something different in scientology speak? Something like "Alien Baby", "Thetan Messiah", "Basket Ball"??
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6:26 AM, April 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gag me..unbelievable that anyone still likes these each his own though.

8:05 AM, April 19, 2006  
Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

Suri is short for "Surreal," which is what this whole thing is :)

8:06 AM, April 19, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. Just thought I'd like to share that Suri in Malay means, get his..."housewife". My friend just told me and I'm like "yeahhhhh..."

8:24 AM, April 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am happy for them. I hope they can start a somewhat normal life now (at least normal for celebrities) and maybe people will give them a little break.

8:17 PM, April 19, 2006  

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