Tabloid Whore!

4.26.2006

THE ONE ABOUT THE HEATHER AND DENISE FEUD...




So popbytes has this great story up on the sizzlin' new feud between Heather Locklear and Denise Richards and how Heather totally morphed back into good 'ol Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place and was all like to Denise, "girl, you are sooo dead to me!" And you know Denise was probably like "whatever bitch! I know I said I was your best friend but Richie's a rockstar ok? You had Richie AND Tommy Lee, now it's my turn!" So of course, people are going to start to take sides la dee daaa and you just know that store Kitson on Robertson is going to print up another one of their tired "TEAM" shirts this time featuring Heather/Denise. I'm sorry, aside from the fact that Kitson has been sooo dead to me ever since they put up that idiotic red velvet rope outside the entrance to the store, I think most of us were over the "TEAM" t-shirts after the whole "team Aniston/team Jolie" thing-a-ding-ding. And even though I despise those shirts and think they are sooo out of fashion, I must ask my tabloid bitches the following question: Team Heather or Team Denise? TW will cast her vote in the comments section!

45 Comments:

Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Heather all the way!

8:25 AM, April 26, 2006  
Blogger mk said...

TEAM HEATHER 110%! She rules and would kick Denise's ass!

8:36 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100% heather

8:53 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can there be any question? Heather Locklear is the shit and Denise Richards, who cares? Also, Denise is a ho.

9:12 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100% team Heather. She needs to kick Denise's ass!!!

9:31 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've met denise richards and she has "dirty ho" written all over her "not so good complextioned" face.

Heather all the way.

9:37 AM, April 26, 2006  
Blogger Mo said...

Team Heather AND Team Charlie...Richards is grasping for straws just so she can play with Sambora. I'm over her!!

9:52 AM, April 26, 2006  
Blogger california_giirl_15@hotmail.com said...

Of course team Heather Locklear

9:53 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kitson can't possibly make up those shirts because nobody would buy the team Denise one!

9:58 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to say team Heather only because Denise is a moron. Why did she stay with Charlie if he was so abusive? The whole "poor me" thing Denise is playing isn't all that heartbreaking to me.

10:05 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Amy said...

Team Heather all the way!

Heather is a class act and the perfect way to get back at this loony would be to testify on Charlie's behalf that he did not take drugs, drink or gamble when she worked with him but Heather would never say that unless it was true...thats what makes her a class act. Should be interesting if she is called to testify though!

10:24 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's unanimous! TEAM HEATHER!!! She SO rocks, and she's HOT!

10:43 AM, April 26, 2006  
Blogger daphne said...

after seeing the "denise-straddles-richie" pics, i have serious doubts about denise's credibility. i never really liked her much anyway. i hope heather kicks her ass.

10:44 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous rosanna said...

I get the slight inkling that this could be a prank...can you see Heather and Denise dreaming this up just for the press? It certainly draws attention away from the divorces for a few days. Don't forget this is an "actress" who needs a job and a musician with a new album. For these people, it's probably fun to sit back and watch the media frenzy...

11:30 AM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Denise Richards doesn't hold a candle to Heather. Heather oozes class, not cheap used up ass like martyr mama richards. Instead of a bond girl- she's more like a pond girl- as in scum.

12:02 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Denise is whacko!

1:45 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

Team Heather- all the way. Damn Biatch Denise- friends dont' touch friends bedmates - end of story.

3:17 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are both women who chose baaaad men. They both deserve it.

4:31 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cat fight on PPV. Tonya Harding
can referee!

4:48 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor denise....she has no team... see, it doesn't pay to fuck around with your girlfriends boy toy...
heather all the way!

7:54 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at first i liked denise and had no problem with her but what she did to heather is wrong. shes supposed to be her friend and then she gets with her husband? wtf? id have to say team Heather!

11:16 PM, April 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess I'm the only team Denise! But only since I've thought she's like the hottest woman in the world forever now so she can do w/e the hell she wants.

3:51 AM, April 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:51, if you met her you'd be very dissapointed. She has a large head for her tiny body, big teeth and terrible skin and a personality that would make any man shiver and think "WTF"?.

Jump ship ...

7:08 AM, April 27, 2006  
Blogger Pandaface said...

They are both nuts but I'm going to have to go with Heather because that's just WRONG!

9:51 AM, April 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No doubt...team Heather....I can't put a finger on it but there is just something about Denise's looks that isnt right.....besides the fact that she is a biatch

10:05 AM, April 27, 2006  
Anonymous ci said...

team heather! yeah!

10:52 AM, April 27, 2006  
Blogger Pisser said...

Denise looks like the dad from THE O.C. with a sex change...

Maybe they had a 3-way gone horribly awry. Just a thought. I once read an article where Heather mentioned her and her gfs giving each other bikini waxes...is this normal?

Anyway, Team Heather-!

7:22 PM, April 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather

Is a true class act. She is smart, beautiful. Denise likes sloppy seconds go for it girl.

6:14 PM, April 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ewww giving each other bikini waxes!!??? Gross! Anyway..I really never cared for either one but what Denise did is just WRONG..Denise is a Ho that's why Charlie wanted her.

8:50 PM, April 29, 2006  
Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

I agree with Rosanna. It sounds like a publicity stunt/ diversionary tactic. I need to read more of the story.

It's like the Jenn-Angie-Pitt situation. The women are great... it's the guy that's the problem. Charlie Sheen? ew.

10:36 AM, April 30, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather all the way.

8:08 PM, May 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:17 PM, May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather all the way, Denise is a cheap HO!!! We fans couldn't understand why Heather would hang with such trash!!! Maybe she just felt sorry for her pathetic ass!!! Denise is a snake in the grass she had no loyalty as a friend to Heather!

8:29 PM, May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

has anyone read the papers at Smoking Gun? Charlie Sheen was pretty much a dog before he ever married. I don't think Denise had the easiest marriage. Dude's pretty scary.

10:30 PM, May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Swig said...

I choose HEATHER!

Class act.
Smart gal.

Denise??.....just plain desperate.

5:34 AM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Team Heather! First of all, you don't starting getting it on with your best-friends husband (or ex). Second, is Richie nuts. Who wants to go were Charlie Sheen went. That is just nasty! It is almost as bad as Brad Pitt going where Billy-Bob went.

10:48 AM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither! I'm on TEAM RICHIE all the way!!!!

3:09 PM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous alyce said...

ritche SUCKS why doesen't he go on tv and give his excuse for screwing his wife's bestfriend.

5:57 PM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter that they are
both getting a divorce...you just
don't poach your supposed best
friend's guy. And by the way,
GETTING a divorce...are either of
them final yet? At least Heather's
not a stab in the back sneak.
Definitely, Heather!

9:58 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, Heather is old news,and I think she is lying. Denise gets my vote

11:12 AM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEATHER! HEATHER! HEATHER!!!

Like Santa Claus says...............
Denise is a ho ho ho!!!!!

Heather should drop-kick her.

8:49 PM, May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather out classes Denise by a mile. Denise is just a sad, pathetic "victim". She probably wants to be Heather. Poor Richie if he ever dumps her. He'll probably have a Fatal Attraction on his hands. Judging by the way Denise treats her friends, she has a screw loose not to mention a publicity whore. Keep trying Denise. Maybe one of these days you'll get your own Loreal commercial. LOL
No matter how many mags she is in, No one will ever convince me that she's not a complete liar.

12:19 PM, May 06, 2006  
Blogger Keagan said...

Team Heather all the frickin way. First Tommy Lee cheats on her (which c'mon who didn't expect that). And for Denise to go after Richie is just plain old White Trash. Richie should have been better than that...And lets be real, Heather was on Melrose and nothing beats that.

8:04 PM, June 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TEAM DENISE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO Denise is a BOND girl that kills melrose place

12:25 PM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Annie said...

Heather all the way, and to think I used to love richie sambora, then he had to go and shag denise, I'm so disappointed.

10:21 AM, September 04, 2006  

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