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My girl Britney can't seen to get a break these days. Now the latest issue of the National Enquirer is claiming that Sean Preston had two other tumbles before the nanny highchair incident. They are claiming that the baby rolled out of bed, falling on the floor twice while sleeping with Britney. She allegedly only realized what happened after she woke up to him on the ground crying. It was also reported that the carpet in the bedroom is what saved Sean Preston from further injury. NE also threw in the little tidbit that Britney fears the three bodyguards she fired months ago for letting Kevin's "Weed Man" into the house will write a tell all about how she stays up eating junk food at midnight, then sleeps till 2pm. OK, yes, maybe she drove down PCH in her SUV with baby Sean Preston on her lap and maybe she left him in the care of a nanny who can't take him out of a highchair without breaking it and dropping him, but I don't believe these new allegations about the baby rolling off the bed for a second.
And to continue the topic of Britney, all morning I have been shakin' my groove thang to a Britney vs. The Knack mashup featured exclusively on popbytes that you must check out. DJ Paul V from Indie 103.1 in Los Angeles (you know, that station that blows KROQ away) features a mashup each and every week on popbytes and they are always the coolest. Check it all out here, it's the perfect thing to get you out of your Thursday slump! Whoopie! Tomorrow's Friday!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HATE me some Britney Spears and think she's probably up there Whitney as a suck ass mother, but that pic is heartbreaking. I didn't buy it for a minute when she claimed she was afraid for SP's safety when driving with him in her lap, and this solidifies it for me. If she'd had this look on her face then, I would have felt for her, but her look then was calm and collected. She's still a dumbass.

11:44 AM, April 20, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

huh? are you being serious? it's a random picture of her off of google.

12:05 PM, April 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wherever this picture is from, I think it's scary, too. Looks like she was about to cry. She should take some parenting classes though.

12:36 PM, April 20, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Ha. To each his own. To me it just looks like she's making a face and going, EEEEGGGGH!

12:41 PM, April 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's leave the poor white trash alone for once. She has really fucked up her life. I feel so sad for her. However, she is still cuter than Jessica "fugly slut-olah" Simpson.

2:25 PM, April 21, 2006  

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