IS JESSICA SIMPSON BONING ANOTHER GUY WHOSE TAKEN?

Gaw! I'm so glad I remembered my hat!

A while back there were rumors about Jessica Simpson possibly having an on-set affair with a guy named Dane Cook, her co-star in the upcoming movie "Employee of The Month." Since it looked like the tabloids just wanted to connect Jessica with another one of her co-stars (ala Johnny "pukey" Knoxville), I decided to give her a free pass on this one and pretty much dismiss the whole thing. This was also due to the fact that Dane's live-in girlfriend of two years, Raquel Houghton, publicly said the rumors were a bunch of B.S...and that nothing was going on between the two. Well, it's a few weeks later and The National Enquirer has come out with a story saying that Dane's girlfriend has discovered that an affair between Simpson and Cook allegedly did occur. A friend told the NE that "Raquel confronted Dane about the rumored affair with Jessica in late March. He told her that it was an innocent on-set romance. Raquel hit the roof-saying that there was no such thing as an innocent on-set romance and that she was going to move out." Although Cook is said to be trying to "make up" with his girlfriend, he and Simpson were reportedly spotted together at the Improv on April 5th where Jessica tried to hide from everyone by wearing a "big floppy hat and glasses." Yeah, that works.

So if this story is true, tsk! tsk! Jessica Simpson! Yes, Nick may be whoring around with a bunch of different girls right now, but at least none of them have boyfriends or husbands. Jessica always seems to be connected to men with wives or girlfriends. Her alleged affair list includes: 1) Johnny Knoxville (married) 2) Bam Margera (Jen Rivell, now EX girlfriend) and now, 3) Dane Cook (live-in g/f). And for Dane...what is it with these men who are in relationships but seem to suddenly forget about them just to get a little hot extracurricular tail from a dumb ass chick? I don't get it. Also, I never even heard of this fellow Dane Cook before this whole scandal and God forbid this is the result of some desperate publicist planting fake stories about Jessica whoring around just to get free publicity for their client. Either one could be true cuz Hollywood is filled with tons of fake stories, not to mention, dirty, dirty affairs!

Source: The National Enquirer