Tabloid Whore!



Would she really go from....

THIS. Woof!

To this. Meow!


Do you believe it?

Heather Locklear and David Spade were allegedly spotted making out at a restaurant recently. The two have been friends for a long time and there is now a rumor that they have become "more than friends," and that David is helping Heather through her divorce with Richie Sambora. Gag! I believe they are friends, but I also believe that if she was seen kissing him, girlfriend was probably quite toasty from a martini or two. Blech! Spade just doesn't seem to fit into the type of men Heather seems to be drawn to. I don't buy it for a second.
Source: EXTRA


Blogger onangelwings said...

Agghhhh no! This dude must have one hell of a penis because he ends up with hot chicks all the time.

11:13 AM, April 07, 2006  
Blogger Mal said...

Heather: how can you swap spit with such a troll as David Spade? I have lost all respect!

11:33 AM, April 07, 2006  
Blogger JP said...

he's hilarious. after being with a rock star with a giant ego, perhaps she's enjoying the self-depricating hilarity of david spade. classic can't buy me love stuff here.

12:17 PM, April 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell happened with Richie. Good grief that guy is the hottest one she has had! MEOW! :)

8:58 PM, April 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, you people will believe frik'n anything that the PR Machines pump into your sheep-like brains! Hello, he is whoring out some stupid movie called Benchwarmers, duh.

9:25 PM, April 07, 2006  
Anonymous TS said...

My very good source says that they not be dating, but last week on a trip to Vegas, they are at least members of the mile high club.

2:55 PM, April 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I have never heard anything so horrible in my life.....nothing has made me want to hurl more than the idea of THESE TWO in an airplane toilet....


2:40 PM, April 09, 2006  

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