Tabloid Whore!



Ew. Brad Pitt has completely gone koo-koo, getting a mohawk to match little Maddox's. I saw this photo over at the fab website The Superficial and almost threw up. First off, Maddox is adorable and all, but c'mon, Angie should have retired that mohawk on him a long time ago. It used to be "awww cute" years ago when you would see little kids out there copying and sporting the Angie/Maddox mohawk, but now it's just lame. First Brad tries to emulate Angie by dying his hair black, now he does the mohawk like Maddox. I'm sure there are a ton of you girls out there who will say, "aw, I think it's cute that he's doing this for his little boy! aww how sweet!" Oh puke, give me a break. Maybe I could have dealt with a faux-hawk since guys who have those are pretty damn hot, but Pitt, he is sooo not hot anymore. Blech!
Angie's ex lover Jenny Shimizu. Yep. Makes ya wonder.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, you are way harsh today! You liked the poser Cruise pic yesterday, but you don't find the Brangelina pics today adorable? I don't like the haircut, but since I don't care about Brad alone anyway it doesn't matter to me. I do like the Brangelinas though.

12:08 PM, April 14, 2006  
Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

wow, I guess we're all over the map here. As far as the Pittster, there are better ways to leave your wife than deny an affair with a co-star while simultaneously securing the rights to a 30-page mag spread. That being the sexy suburban dream splurt from W, which apparently took Aniston by surprise. (And it takes 2 to ruin a marriage, so you won't see me blaming just him.)

Now onto the haircut. Hate it. Hated it on the kid years ago, hate it on Brad. Although apparently Brad's jet black dye job was for the Jesse James role, but who knows.

Tom Cruise doesn't annoy me! Brad Pitt? VERY much. (I liked yesterday's B&W TomKat pics). Great site.

5:14 PM, April 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What scares me about this picture is if you look closely, it looks like the sides are dyed blonde and just the mohawk is black...

what the???

He must be attending the Tom Cruise school of "how friggin weird can i get?"

7:45 PM, April 14, 2006  
Blogger The part-time drama queen said...

It's bad enough if a couple decides to sport the same look (haircolour, clothes), but wearing the same hairstyle as your child? And your lover's lover?
Not cool.

1:22 AM, April 15, 2006  
Blogger David N. Scott said...

Bizzare, innit? I mean, it's not like Maddie has some condition Brad's trying to make him feel better about. It's just a mohawk...

2:16 AM, April 15, 2006  
Blogger mama kay said...

I can only say eeewwwwwwww!

9:37 PM, April 16, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here. Looks like Aniston mighta sneaked into his stuff and switched his hair gel for weedkiller. Why's Angelina not in the pic? Is she barfing too?

6:48 AM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" It used to be "awww cute" years ago "

" Hated it on the kid years ago "

Huh. How long ago do you think this kid got adopted, anyway? It was LAST YEAR. 2005. And he didn't even get a mohawk right away.

Anyway, keen eye on the ex-lover That is totally bizarre. Angie's obviously fashioning everyone to look like her ex-gf. Maddox totally looks like he could be this chick's son...they're like freaking twins. Creepy.

8:36 AM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous ts said...

Uh.. TW... set this one straight. He was NOT adopted last year in 2005. And you're right, he has had the mohawk for too long.

6:18 PM, April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Vermont Neighbor said...

You're right about the similarity between Maddox and lovergirl Jenny.

But no, Maddox has been in the tabloids since around '01 or so. Wearing that annoying haircut. Angie likes it, but I bet her handlers are telling her to go more mainstream America... because little Maddox frequently takes pictures now where he *doesn't* look like a future Samoan gang memeber. The look comes and goes.

11:14 AM, April 19, 2006  
Blogger home hair removal said...

He could use some good tips on hair removal and possibly even body hair removal.

3:56 PM, May 04, 2006  

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