Tabloid Whore!



The latest issue of Star Magazine (thanks to popbytes for the cover photo!) is going to feature a story about the skinniest pregnant woman alive, Angelina Jolie and her plans to have plastic surgery if she cannot get her body back to Tombraider shape once the baby is born. A source tells the magazine that she will investigate every option possible including a breast lift and tummy tuck. Hey, I don't blame the woman for wanting to do that, so would I. But first she should try and lose it naturally and work out like crazy after having the baby and if that doesn't do it's thing, then go for it sister, nip & tuck away. I don't know why Angelina is worried about getting fat considering she is disgustingly skinny for a pregnant woman. I would be more worried about that because it doesn't seem very healthy for her unborn child. Look at the size of her arms in legs in the photo below! Her pants are falling off of her! Hey, if she can have a healthy pregnancy and be this skinny, then more power to her..but something doesn't seem right. Maybe she just has that good 'ol "fast (cough!) metabolism." Don't EVEN get me started on the fact that she is still flying that stinkin' tiny plane, but Britney Spears can't even get away with driving her SUV with baby Sean Preston on her lap!
Source: Star Magazine
Photo: JJB


Blogger christy said...

Look at her other arm, it is a lot bigger - I think someone has been messing with Photo Shop!

1:09 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger *Rachel* said...

oh for godsake. she's not an idiot kids. she's not gonna put fetus at risk like a lot of pregnant douchebags do. angelina hearts children and i heart ange.

5:57 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger Hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. Angelina can get away with driving with a kid in her lap cos she never made "Crossroads". Plus she's screwing Brad Pitt, not KFed.

9:03 PM, March 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She might very well nip and tuck, but I seriously doubt she told anyone she was gonna nip and tuck. They need to come up with more believable stuff.

8:14 AM, March 16, 2006  

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