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3.22.2006

STAR JONES CLOSE TO DEATH AFTER TITTY LIFT.

I'm melting! I'm melting!


The fabulous National Enquirer is reporting that Star Jones almost died on March 17th after secretly getting her tits lifted. During the procedure, Star allegedly had to be rushed to the emergency room when she started shaking and trembling. The Enquirer claims she was suffering from internal bleeding and extremely close to going into cardiac arrest. Medics apparently called 911 after her vital signs plunged to frighteningly low levels and Star seemed to be going into shock. Star, who was said to have lost half her blood during the procedure, received life saving blood transfusions once she arrived to the ER. Thanks to wonderful doctors, Star's life was spared and as of March 20th was recovering back at a private plastic surgery recovery center.
Not to make light of the situation (ok, let's do it just a little), but It's going to be interesting to see how this is handled on The View. Will it be addressed in "Hot Topics?" Will Star admit to it or keep up her creepy secretive "things just happen magically" attitude towards her whole weight loss deal? I think if she would stop hiding from everything and instead be straightforward about her weight loss and the subsequent dangers she encountered after going under the knife, she might actually end up helping someone. I for one, would have more respect for the woman if she did. As of now, her people seems to be in "secret mode" only saying, "She had an elective breast lift procedure. Star is recovering wonderfully." Ya, whatever!
A spokeman for The View seems to be on the same page as Star's reps, telling the NY Daily News, "Star Jones is anemic, but she did NOT almost die." He also added that Star "was chipper enough on Saturday to gab with fellow co-host Barbara Walters on the phone. She did not mention anything about blood transfusions or anything like that. Star was chatty and in phenomenal spirits and she was talking about looking forward to coming back to work." He also added that she was "even out for a pleasure drive on L.A.'s Wilshire Blvd. yesterday, enjoying the sunshine." Since I don't get to watch The View on a daily basis, please email me if/when this subject is ever addressed. Before her near death nightmare, Star was scheduled to return on April 3rd.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the thinner she gets, the scarier she looks. I'm sorry but this girl was prettier when she was chubbier.

I don't like her or anything she stands for.

11:24 AM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think she's turning into Nicole R and vice versa? They have the same face! Seriously.

2:10 PM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like her and she is the only reason I would ever turn on that awful show. I don't agree with her politics or her fur wearing but I think she would be a fun gal pal to have cocktails or lunch with... I think that if she wants to keep her weight loss and surgeries private then that is her choice. Who really fucking cares? Not everyone is interested in every little detail of someone's life.

4:43 PM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dam! she looks like Verdeen White of Earth Wind and Fire.

4:44 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger Brah said...

How much fat did they have to suck out of the fat bitch? She has bug eyes now! Haha

10:41 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger ishouldbereading said...

Does she look like Richie! I've been thinking that for a while now, too!

12:39 AM, March 25, 2006  

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