SCIENTOLOGISTS CARRY IN THE CUE CARDS AS HOLMES PREPS FOR CHILDBIRTH.

Oh I feel ill. As we know, Kate Holmes is going to give birth any day now and we are all on baby watch. Everyone has wondered if Kate will go through with this whole Scientology thangadangdang of taking no pain killers and being very quiet during giving birth. Well yesterday, Scientologists were spotted carrying signs into the home of Tom & Kate that read things like, "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable." Normally I would raise an eyebrow at the validity of this story, but I saw something on television yesterday with Scientologists carrying signs like that, but I wasn't paying enough attention to it and didn't realize it was about Tom and Kate. These signs are reportedly going to be placed around the house as "reminders" for Kate, staff and anyone else in the home at the time of birth. Hmmm...does that mean she will be giving birth at home? Instead of bringing in big signs, how about a reminder to Kate that her husband to be and his crack pot "religion" are completely screwed up? And to think I used to love Tom Cruise. Such a shame. He doesn't seem to be too worried about Kate going through her first childbirth the Scientology way and says, "There have been misinterpretations that the woman can't make any noise, and that's just not true. It's nutty. No, but just calm and quiet. I want Katie to be as comfortable as possible." Now, we can only hope. Good luck dear Kate.

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