Tabloid Whore!

3.20.2006

OH HOW I LOVE MY "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!"


O.K. I admit it. I am helplessly addicted to A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter and overjoyed that a brand new season of Dog is starting Tuesday night. For those of you who don't know, Dwayne "Dog" Chapman is an ex-con turned born again Christian, kick ass bounty hunter who puts bad guys behind bars. Most notably, Dog nabbed that date rapist pig Max Factor heir, Andrew Luster after he jumped bail and fled to Mexico. My man Dog has been doing this for 27 years and has over 6,000 captures to his name. Living life in Hawaii, the show follows Dog and his bounty hunting crew as they go around the island picking up all those baddies who jumped bail and are very frequently, addicted to "The Ice." Dog's crew consists of his awesome wife Beth, who handles the bail bonds business, plus, is a tough ass bitch with a heart of gold. She is also beautifully white trash with teased up bleached blonde hair and wears short skirts and has big boobs--just the way Dog likes it. His sons Leland and Dwayne Lee also are part of the team along with buddy Tim Chapman. The thing about Dog is that although he is a bounty hunter, he shows his captures that he's got a heart too. I mean, after they nab a guy and throw 'em in Dog's big, black SUV, he always offers to put a cigarette in their mouth on their way to the jailhouse. Not to mention, if they are addicted to The Ice, he always, and I mean always, gives The Icees a big, inspirational talk on how they can get their life together and quit the drug. Now that is a good man. That's Dog Dwayne Chapman for ya, my guilty, guilty, pleasure.
Check it out!: Dog The Bounty Hunter
Dog Fun Facts:
  • He is only 5'7 (say whaaat??)
  • He has a dozen children (yah, I re-read that one too)
  • Dog and his common law wife Beth will get legally married on May 20, 2006 (they've been together 16 years)
  • The name Dog comes from a biker gang he joined at age 15
  • In his 6,000 fugitive captures, he has never fired one bullet
  • Dog never recieved a cent of the bounty money for the capture of Andrew Luster
  • His 3rd season contract for A&E's Dog The Bounty Hunter reportedly pays him a cool $2.6 million

46 Comments:

Blogger lilmiscantberong said...

Dog is the Man, and without a doubt Beth is his perfect compliment. I love all of them for being so inspiring!

9:36 AM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too. I thought that I was the only one sucked in the lovely white trashiness of it all. Have you noticed how Dog is clearly balding in the back but still rocks the mullet. That's what I call dedication. As for Beth, well I think they should make a Beth doll action figure with jiggling boobs.

10:13 AM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog is the best I love this show and love it more when it is On Demand

Also Tim Chapman is his brother

I don't know if he is older or younger but they are Bros

1:28 PM, March 21, 2006  
Blogger staci said...

I love this show too! Can't wait for it to start up again!

8:20 PM, March 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this show rocks!!!
i love leland and the nephew!

7:51 AM, March 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we all love leland

6:45 PM, March 28, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anonymous 1:28:
Nope. Just the same last name. It says it in his bio. BUT, you should know that anyone with the last name "Chapman" is automatically family to the Dog. ;)
http://www.aetv.com/dog_the_bounty_hunter/dog_castcrew.jsp?index=2&type=actor

7:39 PM, March 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey girl if you are so into Dog The Bounty Hunter then you should know how to spell his name right. It is Duane not Dwayne. I am like you though he is the greatest bounty hunter bar none.
Dog lover

9:29 PM, April 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the show also!! They are all very cool! THE DOG RULES!!!

8:39 PM, May 01, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you love him so much maybe you should get all facts straight.

Tim is not his brother, Justin is not his nephew.

Yes he has dozens of kids but few he has supported.

His oldest son Chris was adopted at age 5 and did not know dog existed until he was past 20. He has a drug problem and maybe his dad should show some compassion and help him.

His daughter barbara was killed and they found drugs in the car.

Help your own first then be the big guy.

And you should know beth before you put her on a pedestal. She is nasty and mean to others that do not agree with her. She makes idol threats against people.

11:15 AM, June 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also how long has dog and beth been together... Hmm they were not together in 1992 1993 1994. He was married to tawny. so how long?

11:31 AM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

anon 11:15-
You need to read my post better. I NEVER said Tim was his brother, I said the contrary, thank you very much. Plus, I never even mentioned Justin in the post, so you have no point there. I am also very well aware of what happened to Barbara and posted on it after it happened. If you took the time to look at the date of the post you will see this was done three months ago. LASTLY, I welcome your opinion about Dog on here, but don't start it off by criticizing me saying "if you love him so much maybe you should get your facts straight." The facts stated in the post ARE accurate and the rest is my OPINION on him and Beth, which I am allowed to have.

11:44 AM, June 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not critizing you. just tired of the pedestal they do not deserve. Maybe someone should look into the real dog and beth.

11:54 AM, June 20, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

Ok..how do you know them? Give me the dirt. Now I'm intrigued. Email me at tabloidwhore@yahoo.com if you want to keep it confidential. :)

1:24 PM, June 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have known them for years. I dont want them to know who i am though. They are not trusted people

8:40 PM, June 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't want them to know who you because they never even heard of your punk ass! You coward-ass hate mongers make me want to puke! You don't know the Dog and Beth you're just a lying sack of garbage!

Go on and spread all the lies you want to, chump! It won't stop the Dog!! He'll still make TV shows and millions of dollars!

He'll still protect the streets and you'll still wet the bed in your parents basement! LOSER!

Tabloid Whore, if you want to know the REAL facts about Duane "Dog" Chapman, try MY site. Don't listen to that moron!!


NightHunter

2:34 PM, June 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the first season of dog the credits listed tim as his brother, beth as his wife and justin as his nephew and none of it was true.

Reality tv? I think not. Staged crap is more like it.

12:30 AM, July 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think all You guys Have to get a life, I think dawg a big pup He think's he's so bad,talks big,pick's on all the island sista's Face Some one My size 6'3" 310lbs

5:49 PM, July 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog won't face a big guy, he can't even face a small guy until they are handcuffed and he is surrounded by his crew. Since the beginning of the show what has he done, who has he fought? Nobody. He stood idly by and watched that guy at the motel kick Leland's butt. He's a coward.

11:47 PM, July 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said, nightstalker!

And as for that chump "Gayfisher," If you really mean those idiotic comments you made, then I think you should just shut the hell up about things you obviously know nothing about. You are clearly the result of a marriage between cousins!

Now get the hell out of here, before I have them throw your punk ass out of the libary!

9:13 AM, July 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nighthunter calls me gay? Check him out so in love with Dog he has a hissy fit every time someone tells the truth about him. Dog already has a mate from the trailer park he does need you.

12:25 AM, July 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personnaly love Dog and would love Leland over and over again. Maybe he likes big boobed blondes too!! Dog deserves some recognition. He's been around for a long time. I remember his name from years ago when no one knew what a bounty hunter really was. The truth is that it is TV...a reality show...take it with a grain of salt!! If you don't like Dog or Beth, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!! That's why you pay so much money a month for CABLE!!

10:24 PM, July 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog and his show and family is awesome. I love the show. He works hard and weach member of the team compliments each other. The show just wouldn't be the same with out all of them together. Oh by the way what happened to Justin? I guess he was caugh smoking again, lol. You rock dog. Hugs, Ruth

6:29 PM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you just know Beth laughed her 300lb ass off when she learned Dog's daughter died.

4:02 AM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok just so you know dog has 11 kids plus his grand kid (barbras kid), barbra is dead (rest in peace barbra). and another died and another in prison. i feel so sad for dog. his life has been terrible at first but then beth was there for him. so all of you dog haters back off he is a human being not someone to talk about in such a rude way. he has 2 dead kids thats not funny. so the rest of the world can back off i don't care if you all hate my guts but i love dog, beth and all of dogs kids. bless their souls.

6:38 PM, August 09, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll bet you bellairishangel is nighthunter using another name. When nobody backs him up he creates trolls to have someone to talk too. Sad.

11:52 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love for the ones of you without falt cast the first stone. It must be nice to be perfect. Dog has had a rough life from childhood, prison, many failed marriages, etc. I think he is a wonderful person and means well. The bible says Judge not less ye be judged. If Dog is 57 then he has no business jumping on the bad guys, what do you think Leland and Duane Lee are there for? Dah!!!!!! It sounds like you watch a lot of DTBH to hate him sooooo much, if you can't stand him and Beth then don't watch them on tv. Yes, Beth does have a big mouth and Dog does call his prey everything but a white man, but they have to sike themselves up for the kill. In case you didn't notice, they always give words of encourgement before they turn them into the jail, sometimes food, drink, and a cig. are given to them also, and with a promise to bail them out again if they are worthy. So bash them all you want, I think they are wonderful people, doing a good job for society and only GOD judges us at the end of our time, and I believe Dog will be praised for all the good he has done, not the bad.

9:06 PM, August 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing how people are so quick to judge someone they don't even know! WOW! I personally love Dog and Beth and their whole family. BTW, "family" doesn't require a blood connection. If so, then adopted children would never be "family". Dog sees Youngblood (love the nickname) as family, so he IS family. Sure, Dog's children aren't all perfect. They are adults and make their own decisions. He can only try to guide them in the right direction. That's not an easy task. Just because some of his children have made poor deicisions doesn't mean he is not capable of helping those in need and who are willing to take the advice. Dog has been at this for many years and has impacted countless lives in an extremely positive way. He and his "family" are wonderful people and doing a wonderful thing!!!

11:53 PM, August 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I first saw the promos for this show I thought: "oh my god, what trash, who would watch this and who is this guy". Well -- I do and I love it! My mom happened to mention that she surfed into it and that there was just something about him, I laughed and told her what I thought. But, she is my mom so I Tivo'd it and am now a complete Dog addict! He is so sweet and I love his and Beth's relationship and their love for their kids and animals and wanting to give people a second chance.
I have eaten my crow for judging and am so glad I did!
By the way, I am a middle class 45 year old widow (my husband was a judge and passed 6/06)he never got to see me hooked on the Dog, I do wonder what he would think.
Go Dog, Beth and the crew!

8:23 PM, August 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave them alone i defened dog and family and now im mad you people. yell at each other on msn or maybe by email or something so all of you give each other your emails and shut up you are ticking me off and if you did give the email good for you and don't call dayfisher gayfisher because it might offened all the people who are gay in the world im not but somebody is and may get offended and gay people are very nice. also if you hate dog change the channel like most of us have said all ready
byebye

9:23 AM, September 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If dog is so bad ass let's see him go after osama bin laden

9:22 PM, September 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT ALL U GRUMBLING ABOUT DOG. DO U PEOPLE EVEN LIVE IN HAWAII OR WHAT. I LIKE THE DOG AND WHAT HE DOES IT'S A GOOD THING. DO U KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HE HAS HELPED AFTER CAPTURING THEM LOTS AND SO HIS SON HAS A DRUG PROBLEM AND HIS DAUGHTER WAS KILLED IN A CAR CRASH WITH DRUGS IT'S LIFE WE CAN NOT HOLD DOG REPONSIBLE FOR THE DECISIONS THAT HIS GROWN CHILDREN MADE. I SAY THAT HE IS A BLESSED MAN TO HAVE THAT MANY KIDS AND MAYBE HE WASN'T THERE WE CAN'T JUDGE HIM FOR JUST THAT. WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERS OF THE CHILDREN, WOMEN CAN BE SCANDALOUS TOO JUS MAYBE IT IS NOT ALL HIM. WE NEED TO JUS LEAVE THE "DOG" ALONE. HE HAS DONE ALOT OF GREAT THINGS FOR HAWAII. YEAH!!! LIKE TAKING THE DRUGS AND THE TWEEKERZ OF THE STREETS SO PEOPLE LIKE ME CAN FEEL SAFE AND U NEED TO REMEMBER HIS SEC. THEY CALL T YEAH SHE ONCE WAS A HEAVY DRUG USER WHO SMOKED DRUGS AND HER UN BORN CHILD WAS KILLED BY IT AND LOOK AT HER TODAY. DOG GAVE HER A SECOND CHANCE SO CHECK YOURSELF

9:01 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the chapmans are great and I think its a bunch of sh...t that he had to go to jail over luster go get em dog were on your side love the show love beth tim and leland you all rock keep up the good work no ice in paridise you do good work all of you stay safe

6:52 AM, September 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That this show is even on A&E makes me sick. It is so beneath their usual standards. I cannot even stand the commercials, let alone watch the bloody show. Any criminal that could let these bleach-blonde, loud-mouth red-necks sneak up on them must be an idiot anyway. And I got news for you...this man ain't no Christian.

7:52 PM, September 19, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.petitiononline.com/dwayne/petition.html

Help Free the Dog, sign this online petition and let america and Mexico know this is a good man, and not a criminal

11:27 PM, September 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not a good man, he's a baggy-eyed, red-neck, ex-convict that thumbed through a Gideon Bible once in a fleabag motel and now thinks he's a Christian.

2:07 PM, September 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care what anyone else thinks but I truly love the Dog and his family. He has such compassion for what he does and such a love of his family. He is a good christian who does not judge people like so many other people in the world do. He is true at heart and I have truly fallen in love with the show and I am addicted to it because there is so much compassion and honesty. I feel that we are blessed to have the Chapman family in this world. We need more people like the Dog!

8:33 PM, September 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duane Chapman is being scrutinized by many who do not know him. I do not know him, either, but I have viewed his demeanor with his wife and children, and I like the guy. Dog and Beth are pretty funny, lighthearted people who know how to communicate. They are actually intelligent (unless you count Dog's misuse of- or invented- vocabulary). They have great dynamics. They're real people with interesting jobs, who happen to have a t.v. show.

Dog's a good guy. I sincerely hope that his efforts of generosity and kindness, even tenderness, toward these people will come back to help him. What goes around, comes around. I will always support the man who cares about real people and does not live or love by society's "standards."

4:57 PM, September 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey GayFisher, listen up, jackass! The person calling themself "BellaIrishAngel" isn't me, but thanks for the complement. This person is as intelligent as you are retarded.

I am world famous as the NightHunter" and if you weren't such a moron then you'd know that I don't need any troll names like you do, and that I have a msg board full of good people who I could ask to back me up if I thought I needed it. However, the truth is that I have never needed any back up in order to deal with the hate mongering, loser likes of scumbags like YOU!

Besides, it should be obvious to even a retard like you, that there are many more Dog fans here than haters like you. And to tell you the truth, I'm reasonably certain that all these "Anonymous" posts are ALL your pathetic handiwork. It's what losers like you do.

9:35 AM, November 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, Nighthunter, I don't make anonymous posts. As far as your messageboard full of supports..please! Can you say log in/log out. That's right they are all you, douche. How do I know? Post a link to it and let everyone here judge. You have never had any posters on your board post one after another, or have conversations. Doesn't work like that on real messageboards, does it? People meet up and chat about a variety of subjects on real boards. So, now what? Post the link, big mouth.

11:25 PM, December 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am addicted to the dog as many of you are and i too feel he is a good person with a checkered past who decided to focus on something positive and use his past to counsel and help people...if he has just helped 1 person get off drugs and be a better parent to a child who did not asked to be brought into a family with drugs then it has all been worth it and it is a christian thing to do regardless of appearance, language, etc.

8:12 AM, December 28, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah don't you think justin is so a fucking hottie when he was on dog the bounty hunter

9:04 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger deeperez1 said...

Dog, Beth and his family are awesome... I'm hooked... and whenever I see Beth get out of the car jiggling... I can't possibly stop looking at the screen (jaw to the floor)... Beth is so unbelievably HOTTT and those BOOBS... sweet Jesus! I can watch the show non-stop for days just to sit there in awe... sometimes I hate the cameraman for not getting a good angle... What I would give to be in Dog's shoes for one night... but back to the show... Dog had his past mistakes, but he's doing a really positive thing for the community, and he DOES change lives for the better more often than not... I like his style, I like his gear, his family is ULTRA Cool... Leland rocks... and whenever they get the camera over to Beth... I'm in HEAVEN !!! I even ordered the DVD sets of Season 1 and 2 so I could replay the parts of Beth trying on clothes (shopping) and the beach, and other scenes that I could never ever get tired of watching... aside from Mouth-Watering awesome boobs, Beth is one-hell-of-a-lady, sure she may come off with a strong personality, but then think about what the Chapman Family does for a living... She's a Bail Bondsman... you need a tough attitude and shrewd business sense or you'll be out of business alot quicker than you got in... as for all the haters that don't like to see Dog or Beth on a pedestal... get a life... if you don't like the show, change the channel, and don't criticize those who do like it, cause it's our perogative... DOG ROCKS! BETH ROCKS MORE!! and Leland and the team ROCKS!!! I would love to see Beth chasing a female perp in a low-cut tank top... god almighty... can you imagine... I would have to buy that DVD ASAP!!! (I can't seem to pry myself from my obsession with Beth, have you noticed) Anyway, I'll hand it over to the next poster now... and I wish Dog, Beth, and the Team many years of success with this AWESOME show... I will always be tuned and ready for the next episode! -deeperez1@yahoo.com

8:46 AM, February 16, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the show! However I think that Leland and Tim should get some reconition and support in regaurds to the upcomming trial. All you hear about is the Dog! Yes he is great but he is not the only one faceing charges. I wish them all luck and I will pray for each of them!

6:14 AM, February 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Gayfisher," and all these "anonymous" assclowns who like bashing Duane Chapman would be the first ones to run and hide behind him if they were being assaulted on the street by a mugger or other criminal.

You wussies really ought to just go cash your welfare checks and shut the fuck up!

7:32 AM, March 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am laughing at all of you people. How many of you have even met this guy long enough to say you know him. I know him and his family and they are all a joke. They play the big people, but they forget thier own when it is time. They make idol threats to have people offed that dont agree with them. You all need to learn who these people are. You dont know who these people are so dont jump up and defend them until you know the truth.

5:07 PM, March 30, 2007  

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