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3.06.2006

NICK LACHEY AND KRISTIN CAVALLERI? OH PUHLEASE!


I heard a horrifying and idiotic gossip buzz over the weekend that Nick Lachey was supposedly dating Kristin Cavalleri. Since this seemed to be an obvious planted fake story from a certain someone's "people" to get publicity for their client, I stayed far away from mentioning it and spreading the BS rumor any further. But, after hearing the rumor mentioned on the radio this morning, I can stay silent no longer. Page Six started it all with the following blurb:

IT'S a match made in MTV reality TV hell: "Newlyweds" hubby Nick Lachey is hooking up with "Laguna Beach" babe Kristin Cavallari. The swingin' single ex of Jessica Simpson introduced his mother to bubbly blonde Cavalleri last week over dinner at Palomino in Westwood, Calif., tattles an eatery insider. Lachey had previously enjoyed some rebound relief with buxom Miss Kentucky Elizabeth Ann Arnold, while Cavalleri had been dating former Olympian Bruce Jenner's son, Brody. But Cavalleri is playing it cool: When she arrived at Koi in L.A. the other night and saw Lachey and a group of buddies having dinner, she beat a hasty exit to meet some girlfriends for drinks at the Four Seasons hotel.
Aside from the fact that even though they are trailed by the paparazzi and there are no photos of these two together, this is what I bet went down. Nick and his mom were having dinner and Kristin was was at the same restaurant. Nick and Kristin probably know each other from various MTV events and most likely, back from when she was dating his buddy USC Quarterback Matt Leinart. They ran into each other and he introduced her to his mom. Plain and simple. This is the stupidest rumor to come out in I don't even know how long. We will believe a lot of things, but not something as ridiculous as this. Ugh. I can't even talk about it anymore. The only thing I love about it is that Jessica Simpson will hear it and it will probably freak her out.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I hope this is true, I think they would make a nice couple. I am not a fan of this pygmy, but best wishes to him anyway!

11:29 AM, March 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Hope Its Not True I Hate Her So Much And I Like Nick. I Hope Nick And Jessica Get Back Together But It Doesnt Look Like That Will Ever Happen But I Hope He Doesnt Get With Kirsten Cause Shes Slutty.

4:37 PM, March 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nick and Jessica is not getting back together people. Jess is paying Nick to go like he said in Who mag. Jess made a wise decision of letting him go, I wish him and Jess the best in finding new loves.

3:30 PM, March 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are so stupid! Why would Nick want Jessica back when she was pregnant and it wasn't his child? Thankfully she had an abortion and her "daddy" can pretend she is all innocent still. Nick will do much better than that slut.

2:38 AM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous dannny boy said...

I want to beet the hell out of nick lachey.. in the same way i got to love him. what a lucky bastard jessica and kristin are absolutely beautiful so stop haitng on them. kristin if you are out there stop by staten island new york and ask around for danny boy i will give you a tour of the city.. love ya hunn lol

5:50 PM, March 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope it isnt true about nick and kristen,because that little slutty teenager doesnt deserve a man like nick,she needs to go and find herself a little boy like steven,and besides she wouldnt have any feeling for him cuz all she like to do is fuck,she can find one of her little boy friends for that shit,she need to leave nick alone.

12:44 AM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you all need a life and should be nice to kirsten just because your jealous don't take it out on her. I think they would make a nice couple.

3:25 PM, March 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristin is a hussy, and in lacking need of a father figure by the looks of it. She was a fluezy on "Laguna Beach" and she stills seems to be. There is 13 years difference between them, she is not even old enough to legally drink. I hope Nick gets his head screwed on straight and does not go out again with Kristin.

8:16 PM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kristin is a slut!

1:00 PM, April 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well they are both slumbags and worthless piece of shits, so they will go great together.

2:35 PM, April 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they will make a great couple because they are both in heat and just want to get some from anyone a.s.a.p.

2:39 PM, April 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It really bites that so many people pay attention like they do to that blonde bimbo. someone should tell her that her 15 minutes of fame is OVER and she needs to go back to her real life...being a cheating slut that uses daddy's money for everything...omg and she was actually punkd one time..PUNKD... i puked!!! I didn't even like her when we first met her on LC's naration of Laguna Beach, then she took over and spoiled i might add the second season and now she's grabbing for every little pit of limelite she can get...she doesn't even have any talent which is why she was on a REALITY TV show!!
p.s. she also walks like she has a stick up her @$$!!!

4:31 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol its so funny reading all these things because people are just jelous of her! Kristin is a beautiful girl and everyon is just hating on her cuz they dont have what she has. And i dont think its anyones business who hooks up with who.. or when it happens!!! You go girl!!! I personally think Nick is stupid, and he looks like a fag, damn "pretty boy"! ... lol she can find someone way better!!!! ... no need for nick ...

8:03 AM, July 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uuummm... can we say DESPERATE???
K-Cav is what / call the skank. like K-Fed, shes just a golddigging tramp who uses everyone for fame. ha ha im so glad brody jenner is with someone ELSE, someone as wealthy as he is, nicole isnt with brody because of his billions, she has her own!!
unlike K-Cav, shes just a dump piece of old gum i wouldnt peel off the bottom of my miu mius.
HONEY.... NO ONE Is jealous of her and all her STDs...

3:23 PM, September 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kristen is a stuck up bitch, i love laguna beach second season and all but when she is in it she makes me wanna puke, especially at the start when she gives a rap of the the last episode, she sounds so mean and all she does is bitch about L.C (who rocks!!) and all her friends! what a cow, nick has no talent and shuld give up tryna get ne1 that isn't a whore, so i spose kristin is in my book, the perfect person for him , go for it!

6:56 PM, January 21, 2007  

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