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Michael Jackson's Neverland Valley Ranch is closing down. Oh where, oh where, will the children go to play? Where will the fairies fly? The little ones who once skipped along and followed the pied piper, hoping he will give them just one piece of candy, will now have their dreams shattered. Michael Jackson ran off to Bahrain and the magic has disappeared from Neverland. Ok, actually folks, dem funds have run out and Neverland, the world of dreams and wonder has been forced to close its magical chocolate doors. It is being reported that Jackson has been fined and also ordered to close down the ranch for failing to pay his employees since Dec. 05 and failing to maintain the proper insurance at Neverland. Local animal welfare officials have been asked to take care of all the animals stranded at Neverland zoo. Oh Michael, Peter Pan would not be proud.
Story Source: Reuters , Crying Photos


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's the first time I ever thought Neverland looked beautiful. Great pic, TW! I just hope the animals are well cared for. Unbelievable what this man has done to himself : (

6:03 AM, March 10, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the photos of the people crying really from? God those are really disturbing. What happened?

7:47 AM, March 10, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

They are photos I found taken from news stories of people allegedly crying with joy after jackson's acquittal for child molestation. i've added a link to the photos on the post for you to see.

9:58 AM, March 10, 2006  

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