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3.13.2006

LISA MARIE PRESLEY PREGNANT!

Here ye! Here ye! Another grandchild of the late great Elvis Presley will soon be brought into the world! That's right folks, if you believe the National Enquirer, darling Lisa Marie Presley is allegedly pregnant with her third child. The National Enquirer first reported that Lisa Marie wanted to get pregnant pronto after marrying Michael Lockwood. Now they are claiming that our girl Lisa was already pregnant when she got hitched in January. Friends say when Lisa found out the news, she decided she wanted to get married right away instead of having a Spring wedding as originally planned. She is said to be three months pregnant and due in September. Maybe she will give the baby a Japanese name, just like she had a Japanese wedding. Congratulations Lisa!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still not over the whole Kimono thing....if she names the kid a Japanese name I might totally lose it. I'll be waiting for my invitation to her baby shower.

2:28 PM, March 13, 2006  
Blogger AS said...

oh come on, jpfl, girl's just having a little fun. they might not serve chicken cesar at the shower. just a hunch.

4:21 PM, March 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they aren't serving chicken cesear..then I KNOW they aren't serving Nuts N' Chews!

7:28 PM, March 13, 2006  
Blogger hazim said...

Hey. Hazim here...again. Konichiwa bitches. Anyways, let's all pray Lisa and Michael Lockwood don't hang around Gwyneth Paltrow for tips on deciding baby names. Banana Lockwood doesn't really have a ring to it.

9:40 PM, March 13, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

may I recomend Bamboo Shoot for name? hahaha

6:58 AM, March 23, 2006  

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