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LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWS OFF FAT LETO (and not in the way you might think...)

"Um,, Jared? When can you look like Jordan Catalano again already?!"

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is like, ew! totally turned off y'know by Jared Leto now that he got all big and doughy for his role in the upcoming flick Chapter 27. Shit, I saw a picture of Jared post weight gain and that dreamy Jordan Catalano is a far off memory now. If Gwenyth Paltrow an Alyson Hannigan can all don a fat suit for their "large roles," why oh why couldn't you Jared? Did you really have to ruin such a luscious specimen for a role? Thousands of women are pained by this transformation and La Lohan seems to be one of them! She reportedly now feels that Jared (who her friends say is "trying to win her back" ya right) is becoming way too obsessive and calling her too much. Ha. I love it. Before Lindsay was the one chasing Jared around, but now that he's all fat, the tabloids have crowned him king doughboy and saying he's a desperate puppy dog running after Lohan. 50 pound weight gain or not, don't worry Jared, I'm not buying this for a second. BTW, if you haven't checked out Jared's band 30 Seconds To Mars, do so. It's surprisingly good.
Source: In Touch Weekly


Anonymous kristi said...

I'd still hit it.

1:48 PM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love his band.
I've been a huge fan for a long time. His most recent show was at the Avalon. I was front row and got to grab him and stuff.

1:58 PM, March 20, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

This is my theory....those that are not known or respected for their acting- go all the way with the getting fat or getting ugly. Remember Charlize Theron in the serial killer movie- she was proving she was more than a pretty face AND it nabbed her an oscar.

Maybe Jared is thinking the same thing. It always seems that the actors that go crazy about getting into Character bring home the trophies.

This is my acting opinion as opposed to my lesbian opinion previously posted.

3:53 PM, March 20, 2006  

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