Tabloid Whore!



"How glib of you humans to think L.Ron would allow the spawn to be born out of wedlock!"
In their latest issue, The National Enquirer is claiming that Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise have already been married for 8 months. Cruise and Holmes allegedly got married last July aboard the crazy Scientology yacht called Freewinds by one of the church's chaplains. Rings with a triangular Scientology symbol were said to be exchanged between the couple, but that they only wear them at church functions. The wedding took place when Cruise, Holmes and other Scientologist kooks like John Travolta & Kirstie Alley were on board to celebrate Cruise's 43rd birthday. Kate's parents were not included, which probably explains why we keep hearing stories of her dad Martin being so pissed off at Cruise. Of course their reps deny that Cruise and Holmes have already been married, but this could explain why they don't feel the need to rush into a "public" wedding. Gosh, all these Hollywood kooks and their weird lives are making me dizzy today.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm so sick of them.....could they be more annoying? used to be a huge cruise fan. now i think he uses massengil.....bummer !!!!!

8:03 PM, March 15, 2006  
Blogger staci said...

wasn't Tom Cruise just voted most annoying celebrity or something?? he's just plain creepy now...

9:39 PM, March 15, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hate 'em

8:13 AM, March 16, 2006  
Blogger Stephy-J said...

It looks like katies head is growing out of toms body... Sounds about right really. Her life is totally over now.. Shame

7:20 AM, March 20, 2006  

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