KATE HOLMES THINKS CRUISE'S BABY NAMES ARE CRAP.

"Soon I will give you your namesake L.Ron."

It seems like Kate Holmes could be popping Tom Cruise's baby out any day now. I am still baffled by the fact that she is flying all over the country this late in her pregnancy, but that's a whole other Oprah. Today we are going to talk about the potential names for the Cruise spawn. Star Magazine is reporting that a point of contention between Kate & Tom is what to name their child. Kate reportedly wants a normal name for the kid and Tom is said to want to name the child either Thomas Cruise Mapother (ok, not bad) OR Ron or Hubbard! The Ron or Hubbard part comes from the name of the Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard. Bah! Aside from the fact that "Hubbard" is a total fat kids name, Kate is concerned that the baby will be a laughing stock if they name it after the Scientology guy. That doesn't seem to bother Tom, as Star reports that he rubs Kate's belly and says hi to his "little Hub" all the time. Puke.

Source: Star Magazine