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Wowy. Here's a shot of our girl Kate Holmes and boy is she hu-hu-huge! Kate was taking a stroll after reportedly having a baby shower on Saturday at the freakin' Celebrity Scientology Center in Hollywood of all places. Good grief L. Ron Hubbard! That poor girl can't even escape those freaks for a second! Ugh! I feel ill! Reports are saying both her mother (probably hoping to break her daughter free) and Tom's mother (probably making sure she doesn't escape) joined the festivities and when asked how the shower was, Katie said, "Lovely, thank you." Yep. Just like that robot Small Wonder. I really do wonder how Kate's parents feel about this whole deal and if her mama just wants to kidnap her in the middle of the night and take her back to the safety of Toledo, OH.

"The baby shower was lovely, thank you."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't seen a picture from "Small Wonder" since I was kid. The context is fucked up - but thanks for posting it anyway!

6:50 PM, March 26, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

sorry dear, but the girl is sooo like a robot now and it breaks my heart. Now all that is left is the fake, plastered smile...her short rehearsed answers and her new robot name "Kate." The katie we once loved is long gone. :)

11:30 PM, March 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor kate...she has had the life sucked out of her by that fuckin' crazy cruise guy. i'm so sad...she seems to have lost her whole identity. nicole must be kissing her own ass saying thank God i saw the light!!!! i still think he's gay anyway.

4:43 PM, March 27, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

TW I love you!!!! The Small Wonder robot picture quoting krazy Kate...fabulous!!!

It's always good to know if i'm having a bad day all I have to do is check out your blog and laugh my ass off....

4:50 PM, March 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Too funny! Joey Potter sold her soul. Hard not to feel sorry for her, even though they both make me SICK, SICK, SICK!

12:01 PM, March 28, 2006  

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