US Weekly is reporting that American Idol was THISSS close to firing Paula Abdul's ass about a month ago. The show reportedly was so fed up with her crazy behavior that they wanted to kick her to the curb and bring in either Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears to replace her. A source told US, "Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings." The source said that Paula was completely stressed out (From what? Going on Dr. Phil's show? Her life is NOT THAT COMPLICATED!) and sought medical attention. She allegedly was treated for "exhaustion and dehydration." Oh help me please. Enough with the whole exhaustion thing!!!
I don't know what the hell is really going on with Paula. Her wig was too low on her forehead last night and the night before she seemed drunk and high when she started yelling at Simon about dancing. How does that man not backhand her? I would love to see Britney Spears as a judge on the show. Paula, as much as I love laughing at you, get that shit together and quick, girlfriend. That's right, you heard me.