Tabloid Whore!



US Weekly is reporting that American Idol was THISSS close to firing Paula Abdul's ass about a month ago. The show reportedly was so fed up with her crazy behavior that they wanted to kick her to the curb and bring in either Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears to replace her. A source told US, "Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings." The source said that Paula was completely stressed out (From what? Going on Dr. Phil's show? Her life is NOT THAT COMPLICATED!) and sought medical attention. She allegedly was treated for "exhaustion and dehydration." Oh help me please. Enough with the whole exhaustion thing!!!
I don't know what the hell is really going on with Paula. Her wig was too low on her forehead last night and the night before she seemed drunk and high when she started yelling at Simon about dancing. How does that man not backhand her? I would love to see Britney Spears as a judge on the show. Paula, as much as I love laughing at you, get that shit together and quick, girlfriend. That's right, you heard me.
Source: IMDB


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is your brain on crack kids.

11:53 AM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's annoying as hell, but it's very uncool of you to advocate that it's ok for a man to physically abuse her, or that she somehow deserves that, even though you were kidding.

12:03 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The first commentor is right. She should be backhanded.. And then when's he's done with Paula, he should continue on to slap your humorless, over politically correct skull.

12:56 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh pulllllleeze anonymous #2. You admittedly knew she was kidding, so get a grip already. As for Paula, she has needed replaced for a long time..will never happen.

1:13 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW...buh bye Chicken Little! I'm happy I didn't find out until today that he is a juvenile diabetic. If everyone knew that, he'd still be in there..and, sorry, but I hated looking at him. He creeped me out. So, buh bye, kiddo! I bet that's why all the girls liked him too. Paris looked very sad when he was leaving. Kid has to take insulin twice a day. I wish him well, but I'm happy I don't have to see him. It was SOOOOOOO cool to see Bobby Bennett, or whatever his name was though!

1:19 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Straight up now tell me..." why the hell she is even on this show anyway? Crackhead Abdul

1:44 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring in Jessica or Britney - that would be great. Paula is a basket case lately.

1:55 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How old do you think she looks in that picture? 9? 11? I know the most awesome guy who had the most huge crush on this woman before her AI days..back when she bought 50 candy bars a day and then puked them up..she was nice to him, but wouldn't go out with him. Now, I ain't sayin' she was a gold digger, but he was a hot/funny/frickin' awesome, but broke ... um ...white guy. He told me I reminded him of her because I'm sweet like her. Once I saw how disgustingly sweet she was on AI, I somewhat lost interest in him. If THAT'S what he wants?? Gag me. I was nice 'cuz I kinda sorta wanted him, but its not like I was gonna keep it up ; ) Anyway, she's a bitch. He's still hot and broke, and I moved away. Fake Paula can't find love my ass.

3:29 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

paula abdul is fug. she just brings down the level of whatever it is that she's associated with.

now we're got people insinuating that the second commenter should be hit too? nice. as a guy who works with battered women, i can wholeheartledly say 'fuck you' to the third commenter. overly political skull, my ass. what does wife or woman beating have to do with politics or being pc? oh that's right....nothing. you have no idea what the hell you're even blabbering on about. so you think it's ok for men to beat up women, huh? come down off of your high horse and take a nice little taste of reality. you're a sad little person. you should find a healthy way to channel all of that anger.

4:01 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She needs to stop dressing like Tinker Bell. Grow up!!

4:40 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:01, you are an idiot. This is a gossip blog. go to and stop stinking up our fun before I kick your wife's ass. I'M KIDDING! JEEZ! Its not like I really think any woman would marry you!

4:50 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay girls, let's play nice!!! This is a fucking tabloid gossip page, not a political arena. If you don't like the juicy fun, simply don't visit......let us have our fun picking Paula apart in peace......

6:57 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:01: You contradict yourself. calling paula "fug" which is short for "fucking ugly" is another form of abuse against women. Abuse doesn't always have to involve hitting and since you work with abused women, you should know that. Poor paula had a bulimia problem and i'm sure you calling her "FUG" would be more hurtful to her self image than a joke about simon "backhanding" her. these are gossip blogs where people say things off color at times and from what i've seen out there, this is tame.

10:22 PM, March 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:22, you are SO right. Having said that, shall we all play nice today and maybe just put politically correct boring people on ignore? You know if we don't eventually us bitches will turn on each other and ruin "our" blog.

5:54 AM, March 24, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

JPFL needs to get some things off her chest....Anonymous 12:03 and 4:01- leave my TW alone or I'll backhand you.

Do you understand what this blog is about? Gossip and making fun of people and laughing. Maybe you two need to move on to your 'perfect blog' where nothing mean is ever said. Do you really think because TW said 'backhand her' it means she supports physical abuse???

Get a life....and get it somewhere else..leave us alone.

Keep up the good work TW!

9:16 AM, March 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AMEN to that!

10:45 AM, March 24, 2006  
Blogger kally said...


2:59 PM, March 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know, she was definitely on a crack when she started talking to Simon about dancing, wtf? She's getting more freaky each day.

5:15 PM, March 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is this all about? I can't make a lick of sense with it....

5:02 PM, September 15, 2006  

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