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3.31.2006

HEY. WHITNEY AIN'T GOT REAL TEETH.

Oh my. Just when you thought Whitney Houston's week couldn't get worse, it does. After her sister in law Tina Brown exposed Whit's drug den bathroom to the National Enquirer, the magazine throws in a little something else for you to chew on. Seems as though in addition to selling Whitney up the river, Tina also claims that Whitney's got false teeth! According to her, Whitney has a set of eight false teeth that she wears and has a really bad habit of losing them when she's riding the crazy high drug train. Tina said, "She loses them in the house and when she's out on drug binges. They cost $6,000 and the dentist has to keep FedExing her a new set." That's not all she said... once poor gums Whitney showed up to the school of Tina's daughter without her teeth in and scared all the children which made her daughter cry. Where the hell were all the Being Bobby Brown cameras then?!
Source: The National Enquirer 4/10/2006

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes me wonder if that was even their home on BBB. Allegedly BK lives with Whit's brother. That's way sad. Where is our Brit did an awesome job on W&G post, TW? 'Cuz my girl was freakin' awesome!

10:20 AM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

I know! Brit was so good, I laughed so hard when she revealed herself to be a "hardcore lesbian." People underestimate her, but we had the faith in our Brit! good stuff!

10:24 AM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever you got, I'll eat it, snort it, or ride it, baby! LOVES it!

11:06 AM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous jpfl said...

I heard that crack really ruins your teeth and actually makes them fall out...so this is just further proof of Whit being a crazy ass biatch high on anything she gets her hands on.

we need to start a petition to bring back- Being Bobby Brown.

2:32 PM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you mean "teef."

2:57 PM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger Tabloid Whore! said...

agggh! WHY didn't I think of that? brilliant!

3:16 PM, March 31, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since tina brown want to talk about whit drug habit why dont she tell about her brothers crack habits i know whit's not doing it alone he been a crack head way before whit so talk about that tina (the bit--)brown

3:25 PM, May 31, 2006  

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